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Text Etiquette: Is Sex Texting Pics Of Your “Junk” A Good Idea?

Sometimes, you need a visual aide when you are trying to explain something. You see, I can say, “Don’t text pictures of your crotch to people”, but you may not understand…I may simply confuse you and then you text some girl or guy a picture of your “junk”…With much regret. Well, here is a small token of my esteem for you.  I want to help you.  I want to help you understand that texting pictures of your “junk” makes you a tacky person, actually bordering on trash-tastic. We don’t want... Read Full Story

Ghetto Or Not: Lacefront Wigs For Babies?

 If you cannot see the pic, click the pic area to view. Via Sandrarose.com I don’t know why. I don’t quite know what to say about this. I am having an OMG moment right along with you. All I can really say is…pray. Via Posted in bad behavior, Black People, Diva, ghetto, ghetto fashion, ghettofabulous, humor, OMG Tagged: fashion, funny, ghetto, Ghetto Around The Globe, ghetto babies, ghetto hair, ghetto style, ghettofabulous, humor, life, OMG, urban Read Full Story

Ghetto Or Not: Lacefront Wigs For Babies?

 If you cannot see the pic, click the pic area to view. Via Sandrarose.com I don’t know why. I don’t quite know what to say about this. I am having an OMG moment right along with you. All I can really say is…pray. Via Posted in bad behavior, Black People, Diva, ghetto, ghetto fashion, ghettofabulous, humor, OMG Tagged: fashion, funny, ghetto, Ghetto Around The Globe, ghetto babies, ghetto hair, ghetto style, ghettofabulous, humor, life, OMG, urban Read Full Story

Text Etiquette: Is Sex Texting Pics Of Your “Junk” A Good Idea?

Sometimes, you need a visual aide when you are trying to explain something. You see, I can say, “Don’t text pictures of your crotch to people”, but you may not understand…I may simply confuse you and then you text some girl or guy a picture of your “junk”…With much regret. Well, here is a small token of my esteem for you.  I want to help you.  I want to help you understand that texting pictures of your “junk” makes you a tacky person, actually bordering on trash-tastic. We don’t want... Read Full Story

Travel Etiquette: Thanksgiving Travel Tips For Flying Travelers

It’s coming, folks. That busy time of the holiday season…Thanksgiving! Be prepared with some awesome tips from Seriously McMillan’s book, You Suck When You’re Rude: A Guide To Traveling The Country With Courtesy. (Available On AMAZON.COM right now!) Listen to tips that come straight from the book.  Problem solving tips that could lead you from travel disaster to travel bliss.  It starts with you. So, take a quick listen, then download the podcast and get a refresher on the tips. Listen... Read Full Story

Travel Etiquette: Thanksgiving Travel Tips For Flying Travelers

It’s coming, folks. That busy time of the holiday season…Thanksgiving! Be prepared with some awesome tips from Seriously McMillan’s book, You Suck When You’re Rude: A Guide To Traveling The Country With Courtesy. (Available On AMAZON.COM right now!) Listen to tips that come straight from the book.  Problem solving tips that could lead you from travel disaster to travel bliss.  It starts with you. So, take a quick listen, then download the podcast and get a refresher on the tips. Listen... Read Full Story

Bridal Hell: Teen Bride Spends £16,000 For Her Wedding Gown?

16-year-old Missy Quinn on her wedding day! This dress is from hell because: It’s not a dress. She looks like a stripper. Something fluffy from bridal hell is on her back. £16,000 (approx. $20,000 US dollars)  is what it cost for some strips of fabric & crystals…What about that belly ring? Missy with husband to be, Thomas Moghon, age17, along with her mum & dad, Theresa and Simon This has to be the most trashy looking bridal blob I have seen in a while.  What is up with... Read Full Story

Trampy Stamps: 5 Trashy Back Tattoos

SHe should have gotten that one out of a vending machine. Why would she want that on her back the rest of her flat- butted life? Trashy-Fantastic. I'm goin' to Disney Butt! Yes, even people with Vampire-colored skin get tramp stamps! That's gonna hurt when she wants that removed. Tattoos are nothing to play with.  People frivolously get inked and as they grow up and their mood changes, they may change their mind on even having the tattoo. I understand why one would have a tattoo... Read Full Story

Kanye West: The Mystery Of His MTV VMA Show Stage Takeover…Solved!

The questions are pouring in… Why’d Kanye do it? Why’d he storm the stage and take the mic from Taylor Swift? What was he thinking????? Was he possibly a  li’l tipsy with his friend, Henny.  See that bottle in his hand?  It’s not full! Ohhhhh, I get it now! Repeat after me….”Ghetto, Tacky, Trashy”….Kanye’s Behavior Description. GO ahead, Amber Rose.  Ride or die! Kanye, Henny and Amber Rose Arrive At The MTV VMA Awards 2009 Via Posted in "Manner Emergencies", Bad... Read Full Story

Ghetto Halloween: 12 Slutty Halloween Costumes To Avoid

Yeah, they are making these costumes for a reason. The reason is dumb bunnies think they are cute and buy them. What’s so cute about looking ghetto and slutty? Via Hoe-Bag! Strip the Devil Costume? Vinyl Devil Pasties? Where's the costume? Devil Tramp??? Twilight Tramp-ire! Rodeo Trollop! Cowgirl From The Corner Pixie Faerie? Patriot Slut: For The Boys! Bee-ing Slutty? The costume is named "Super Hottie"...but you know what we think.... Camo-Tramp Via... Read Full Story
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