Short Funny Jokes

A beautiful blonde enters a  posh casino in down-town Dublin. The croupiers more or less ignore her until she announces that she would like to bet €20,000  on  a single game of roulette. The room turns silent. Now that she has everyone’s attention she continues: “I hope you don’t mind but I always feel my luckiest when I am naked” and before anyone can reply she removes the pink coat she is wearing and stands as naked as a new born babe. One of the obliging croupiers hands her the ball...Read Full Story

Shooting the Wrong Bear A guy, out hunting in Alaska, accidentally shoots a polar bear. Realizing his mistake, he reports the incident to the local ranger. A week later, he gets a letter in the mail, telling him that he is being taken to court by the park service. Arriving at court, he explains to the judge what happened, and the judge comes to a decision. “As you didn’t kill this protected species intentionally, I don’t intend to send you to prison”, the judge says. “However, it is still a...Read Full Story

Joke-Shooting The Wrong Bear October 22, 2008 Shooting the Wrong Bear A guy, out hunting in Alaska, accidentally shoots a polar bear. Realizing his mistake, he reports the incident to the local ranger. A week later, he gets a letter in the mail, telling him that he is being taken to court by the park service. Arriving at court, he explains to the judge what happened, and the judge comes to a decision. “As you didn’t kill this protected species intentionally, I don’t intend to send...Read Full Story

A 12 Step Recovery Program For A Web Addict   ***COOL COMPUTER CAT*** OK…So, your friends tell you that you are a web addict. Doesn’t everyone fall asleep with their mouse in their hand? Doesn’t everyone have bread crumbs in their keyboard? Here is “A 12 Step Recovery Program For A Web Addict.” If you need a Web Addiction Sponsor…I am here for you… The Baby Boomer Queen~ Here is a 12 Step Recovery Program For A Web Addict… 1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my...Read Full Story

Heres some funny blonde jokes I heard the other day... Two blondes were driving down the road... The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.'' And here 's another really funny blonde joke... So a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too...Read Full Story