Short Funny Jokes

Shooting the Wrong Bear A guy, out hunting in Alaska, accidentally shoots a polar bear. Realizing his mistake, he reports the incident to the local ranger. A week later, he gets a letter in the mail, telling him that he is being taken to court by the park service. Arriving at court, he explains to the judge what happened, and the judge comes to a decision. “As you didn’t kill this protected species intentionally, I don’t intend to send you to prison”, the judge says. “However, it is still a serious error on your part, and I intend to deal with you by way ... Read Full Story

Joke-Shooting The Wrong Bear October 22, 2008 Shooting the Wrong Bear A guy, out hunting in Alaska, accidentally shoots a polar bear. Realizing his mistake, he reports the incident to the local ranger. A week later, he gets a letter in the mail, telling him that he is being taken to court by the park service. Arriving at court, he explains to the judge what happened, and the judge comes to a decision. “As you didn’t kill this protected species intentionally, I don’t intend to send you to prison”, the judge says. “However, it is still a serious error on your part, and I ... Read Full Story

A 12 Step Recovery Program For A Web Addict   ***COOL COMPUTER CAT*** OK…So, your friends tell you that you are a web addict. Doesn’t everyone fall asleep with their mouse in their hand? Doesn’t everyone have bread crumbs in their keyboard? Here is “A 12 Step Recovery Program For A Web Addict.” If you need a Web Addiction Sponsor…I am here for you… The Baby Boomer Queen~ Here is a 12 Step Recovery Program For A Web Addict… 1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2. I ... Read Full Story

Heres some funny blonde jokes I heard the other day... Two blondes were driving down the road... The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.'' And here 's another really funny blonde joke... So a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it." ... Read Full Story

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