Sienna Miller’s Angst

British Actress SIENNA MILLER has told the press that she’s feeling a bit angsty about her breakup with “funnyman”  RHYS IFANS.  She said: “It’s everywhere. I try not to read it, but it’s hard not to. I don’t want to go, ‘Woe is me in suffering’, but it’s not easy for me.”

So, okay, we do feel for her.  But only a little.  After all, according to her website sienna-miller.org:  “Actress Sienna Miller has confirmed she will play the role of Maid Marian in a film remake of Robin Hood. The 26-year-old will star alongside RUSSELL CROWE, who is expected to play the Sheriff of Nottingham. Oscar-winning writer Brian Helgeland and director Sir Ridley Scott have also signed up for the project.”  It’s hard to feel sorry for Maid Marian.  Seriously.

However I do hope that she has learned a lesson that most of us already knew instinctively: Never take up with someone whose job is “funnyman”.  Take our word for it.