Sir Richard Branson
Sir Richard Branson started Virgin Records when he was 18, since then he has opened up a few more Virgin ________ companies, like Virgin Atlantic, Virgin US and a few others. He has recently done some experimenting in space exploration... [more]
Sir Richard Branson started Virgin Records when he was 18, since then he has opened up a few more Virgin ________ companies, like Virgin Atlantic, Virgin US and a few others. He has recently done some experimenting in space exploration for the masses.....overall he's a pretty awesome guy.
Sir Richard Branson is Awesome
No one is better at partying, making money, spending money, picking up models (literally) and growing beautiful, flowing golden hair than international poontangler Sir Richard "Muthafuggah to the Max" Branson. Check this guy out: He's a wild man. He flies around on his own aircraft and pretty much does whatever he wants. He went on the Colbert Report and dumped a glass of water as a joke on the host. As a hobby, he attempts ridiculous world records and sometimes even sets them -- like the time in March of 2004 when he crossed the English Channel in 1 hour, 40 minutes, and 6 seconds in a Gibbs Aquada. The fastest crossing in an amphibious vehicle. Oh yeah, and he owns his own island. Studly.
"Oh what's up, ya'll? I'll just be up here with these models in my fucking helicopter. Peace out!"
"Braaaaahhhhh!!! Jeans go with tuxedos if I say so!!"
"All right folks, thanks for coming to the launch party for my new venture, Virgin Extreme Hot Tubbing. Enjoy yourselves! I'll be right back. Just gonna go bang this space Wonder Woman. Wooooo!!!!"
If Sir Richard Branson picks you up, it means he likes you.
"Just relax Dita Von-Hottie, I'm going to carry you off to my island where we will wear matching diamond thongs and I will set the world record for breaking open coconuts with my dong."More awesomeness:
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Man he rocks and enjoys life irrespective of the stress he has to go through and that is the thing which sets him apart.
Richard Brandson is fantastic. I have three idols: Brian Condenanza, Richard Brandson and Bill Gates!!
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