When interviewing someone here is what their ANSWERS really mean! I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH STRESSFUL SITUATIONS (means): I'm usually on Prozac. When I'm not, I take lots of cigarette and coffee breaks. I SEEK A JOB THAT WILL DRAW UPON MY STRONG COMMUNICATION & ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS: I talk too much and like to tell other people what to do. I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION: I've used Microsoft Office. MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES: I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had. I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK: I blame others for my mistakes. I'M ...
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Need some new words to use around the office? Try these...your coworkers will get a kick out them! Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible. Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps all over everything and then leaves. Chainsaw Consultant - An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the brass with clean hands. CLM - Career Limiting Move - Used by microserfs to describe an ill-advised activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is ...
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- Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. - You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored. - You think the French Riviera is a foreign car. - You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard. - You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over. - You don't think Jeff's Foxworthy's jokes are funny. - Every time you see a roadsign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket. - You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table. More Jokes click here A place where a real Red Neck speaks ...
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