Chastity Bono, daughter of Cher and Sonny Bono, is set to have a sex change or as the PC media call it, gender reassignment surgery. This got me to thinking…if you’re having a sex change shouldn’t you just keep it to yourself? I’d fake my own death, slip into the hospital and come back out a brand new woman. If you tell everyone you’re having a sex change and suddenly become a man no one really believes you! You can’t be Anne and come out the hospital a day as Arnold. So my advice to Chastity Bono is fake your own death (perferably by drowning at sea) head down to Brazil (much better deals on surgery) and just come back swinging your dick. BTW does she really need a sex change. She already looks a lot like John Goodman from Roseanne.