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Comedian Steven Wright performing stand-up at The Orleans
Comedian Steven Wright performing stand-up at The OrleansLas Vegas Review-JournalNo surprise the comedian famous for deadpan one-liners would cite Kurt Vonnegut as "one of my heroes." Meeting the late author was "one of the most exciting things in my life." The two became friendly enough to share phone numbers. ...and more »  
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Seth Meyers, Aziz Ansari, Steven Wright to headline new Austin comedy fest...
AUSTIN -- Organizers have announced a new four-day comedy festival to take place in Austin this April. The headliners include Seth Meyers, Aziz Ansari and Steven Wright with more than 20 other comics scheduled to perform. The event is called the ...  
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Steven Wright's Longest Joke
When I interviewed the brilliant Steven Wright for my book, Growing Up Laughing, I asked him to tell me his longest joke on record. Here's what he told me. -- MT "I was on a bus and I started talking to this blond Chinese girl and she said ...  
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How Steven Wright changed my life
One of the seminal moments of my life was seeing Steven Wright on a “Young Comedians” special on HBO in the 1980s. He was getting huge laughs on small, random observations—“Well, you can’t have everything; where would you put it ...  
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"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out."  
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Quotes From Comedian Steven Wright…

By Phil McMillan on | From babyboomerbaloney.com
* I went to a general store but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific. * I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. * When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said “No, I made a few mistakes.” * Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.Read Full Story

More Steven Wright Jokes

By DFOL on | From darnfunnyonline.com
Here are some very funny jokes from comedian Steven Wright : I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn’t have to go so fast. I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‘Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.’ He said, ‘Yes, but not in a row.’ I went...Read Full Story

Quote Of The Day: Steven Wright

By trendrabbit on | From trendrabbit.com
“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.” Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American comedian, actor and writer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes and one-liners with contrived situations. Wright was born in Mount Auburn Hospital in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and grew up in Burlington, Massachusetts,[3][4] one of four children of Lucille “Dolly” (née...Read Full Story

If You Enjoy The Abstract and Bizarre, A New Short Story By An Aspiring Author Can Now Can Be Purchased On-Line

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(1888PressRelease) The short story itself takes a look at our society from logical, religious, and sociological standpoints, uncovers fundamental aspects, and seeks to guide us toward comprehension of the universe in which we exist in a bizarre, and fictional narrative. This story may take a single commute to read, but you might ponder it for the rest of your life. This short story is about comprehension of the true existence of our universe, and explains it in a bizarre and tangible way...Read Full Story

Comedian Steven Wright Tweets A Story

By brack1 on | From tweeting.com
Comedian Steven Wright was already tweeting 25 years ago and didn’t even realize it.  His humorous quips were basically tweets, but not within the context of social microblogging or tweeting on twitter; the internet wasn’t around back then of course. They were short one liners that bordered on the weird or bizarre and many of them fit the description of a 140 characters or less (tweet).  Read some of these quotes below and tell me if these could be tweets.Read Full Story

Comedian Steven Wright plays Westbury Sunday - Newsday

By annacostax on | From extremelyfunnyjokes.info
Comedian Steven Wright plays Westbury Sunday Newsday, NY BY FRANK LOVECE | Special to Newsday Like Buster Keaton, Steven Wright is known for his deadpan comedy . Unlike Keaton, he doesn't do breathtakingly dangerous stunts, unless you count the improv- comedy openings he's done several times now before a ... Related posts: Steven Wright to be first inductee into Boston Comedy Hall of Fame - Daily News Tribune Bostonist Steven Wright to be first inductee into Boston... Fast chat: Jason...Read Full Story

Steven Wright in Tarrytown | Photo 21/21 | Metromix Hudson Valley

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Steven Wright in Tarrytown | Photo 21/21 | Metromix Hudson ValleyRead Full Story
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