Stix Blog

Okay, so here we were, me and my buddy Pennywise over there, after a long hard and arduous day at Evil Conservative Clown College. We were bone tire, grease paint smeared, BoBo noses and goofy clown hair all disheveled from our grueling evil conservative clown exercises. Man, Prof Jingles is a freakin' slave-driver! He had us doing all kinds of shit like profit-taking; digging our way out of global warmongering propaganda; pushing down taxes; exercising our 2nd Amendment rights by...Read Full Story

What?  BoBo - you must be out of your freakin’ mind!  How the hell do you figure that?  Obama won a clear majority of the votes.  Republicans got their asses handed to them again in Congress.  Republicans barely held on to a filibuster proof minority!  Oh - I get it - you’ve been hittin’ that sauce a bit too hard since the election ended.  You need to sober your ass up and join us in the real world! Okay - now that we’ve gotten that out of the way.  Here’s why I am saying that - I came...Read Full Story

Wow, I can't believe I've got a guest spot on a conservative blog. Thanks to BoBo for the opportunity and his readers for being open minded enough to read something from a different perspective. I should warn you, I'm not some liberal stereotype that you hear about on talk radio or fox news. Most of us aren't, though of course some are because stereotypes don't just come out of nowhere. I hate those guys too. Don't get me wrong, I feel passionately about many issues and my worldview is...Read Full Story

As I was putting my post together last night, as is usual for this clown, my mind was wandering and thinking of other things - for whatever reason - I remembered a time last year when my step-daughter had asked me that question. Apparently, she had to put together a paper in her high-school government class. I answered her - below are some of my answers I provided then - and I’ve added more since then: So - let’s get down to it and point out the differences on the major...Read Full Story

That’s right!!!! It’s back! For those of you who may have come in later - this is an award that I give out to the looniest of the leftard loonies that I find while surfin’ this web.  After my migration from Blogger to WP - I took some time to just get used to this new platform.  Now - it’s time to bring it back!  I have found someone who is just so angry, bitter, and just freakin loony.  I’m almost sure we’re going to get some response from this idiot! This Week’s BoBo Award goes to Jolly...Read Full Story