What? BoBo - you must be out of your freakin’ mind! How the hell do you figure that? Obama won a clear majority of the votes. Republicans got their asses handed to them again in Congress. Republicans barely held on to a filibuster proof minority! Oh - I get it - you’ve been hittin’ that sauce a bit too hard since the election ended. You need to sober your ass up and join us in the real world! Okay - now that we’ve gotten that out of the way. Here’s why I am saying that - I came across two really good posts at ...
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Okay, so here we were, me and my buddy Pennywise over there, after a long hard and arduous day at Evil Conservative Clown College. We were bone tire, grease paint smeared, BoBo noses and goofy clown hair all disheveled from our grueling evil conservative clown exercises. Man, Prof Jingles is a freakin' slave-driver! He had us doing all kinds of shit like profit-taking; digging our way out of global warmongering propaganda; pushing down taxes; exercising our 2nd Amendment rights by continuously breakin 'em down, hookin 'em up, then locking and loading our Glocks - over and over and over again before we were allowed ...
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As I was putting my post together last night, as is usual for this clown, my mind was wandering and thinking of other things - for whatever reason - I remembered a time last year when my step-daughter had asked me that question. Apparently, she had to put together a paper in her high-school government class. I answered her - below are some of my answers I provided then - and I’ve added more since then: So - let’s get down to it and point out the differences on the major issues: ABORTION Liberals - Regardless of what they call themselves - “pro-choice” or ...
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Wow, I can't believe I've got a guest spot on a conservative blog. Thanks to BoBo for the opportunity and his readers for being open minded enough to read something from a different perspective. I should warn you, I'm not some liberal stereotype that you hear about on talk radio or fox news. Most of us aren't, though of course some are because stereotypes don't just come out of nowhere. I hate those guys too. Don't get me wrong, I feel passionately about many issues and my worldview is definitely from a leftist perspective, class struggles and all. But I don't follow any kind ...
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YES! Finally - I can watch TV again without seeing all those damned political ads. I don’t have to worry about having a pile an inch high of political flyers in my mailbox every day. I will no longer have to turn my phone off because of the stupid political phone calls. <sigh of relief> As regards to my thoughts regarding the election - I feel heavily betrayed by my country and my state. The 52% of Americans who voted for that socialist did so because they were uninformed by a media that failed to live up to the 1st Amendment and the charter ...
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