Okay, so here we were, me and my buddy Pennywise over there, after a long hard and arduous day at Evil Conservative Clown College. We were bone tire, grease paint smeared, BoBo noses and goofy clown hair all disheveled from our grueling evil conservative clown exercises. Man, Prof Jingles is a freakin' slave-driver! He had us doing all kinds of shit like profit-taking; digging our way out of global warmongering propaganda; pushing down taxes; exercising our 2nd Amendment rights by... Read Full Story
What? BoBo - you must be out of your freakin’ mind! How the hell do you figure that? Obama won a clear majority of the votes. Republicans got their asses handed to them again in Congress. Republicans barely held on to a filibuster proof minority! Oh - I get it - you’ve been hittin’ that sauce a bit too hard since the election ended. You need to sober your ass up and join us in the real world!
Okay - now that we’ve gotten that out of the way. Here’s why I am saying that - I came... Read Full Story
As I was putting my post together last night, as is usual for this clown, my mind was wandering and thinking of other things - for whatever reason - I remembered a time last year when my step-daughter had asked me that question. Apparently, she had to put together a paper in her high-school government class. I answered her - below are some of my answers I provided then - and I’ve added more since then:
So - let’s get down to it and point out the differences on the major... Read Full Story
Wow, I can't believe I've got a guest spot on a conservative blog. Thanks to BoBo for the opportunity and his readers for being open minded enough to read something from a different perspective. I should warn you, I'm not some liberal stereotype that you hear about on talk radio or fox news. Most of us aren't, though of course some are because stereotypes don't just come out of nowhere. I hate those guys too. Don't get me wrong, I feel passionately about many issues and my worldview is... Read Full Story
YES! Finally - I can watch TV again without seeing all those damned political ads. I don’t have to worry about having a pile an inch high of political flyers in my mailbox every day. I will no longer have to turn my phone off because of the stupid political phone calls. <sigh of relief>
As regards to my thoughts regarding the election - I feel heavily betrayed by my country and my state. The 52% of Americans who voted for that socialist did so because they were uninformed by a media... Read Full Story
That’s right!!!! It’s back! For those of you who may have come in later - this is an award that I give out to the looniest of the leftard loonies that I find while surfin’ this web. After my migration from Blogger to WP - I took some time to just get used to this new platform. Now - it’s time to bring it back! I have found someone who is just so angry, bitter, and just freakin loony. I’m almost sure we’re going to get some response from this idiot!
This Week’s BoBo Award goes to Jolly... Read Full Story
I know I’m a little late here with my response to Obama’s speech - but - I haven’t heard anyone else saying what I’m saying. I’m wondering if anyone even really paid attention to what he was really saying! I’m not here to rip apart his speech - I’m here today to point out some of the subtleties within the speech that should be disturbing to everyone in this country!
The first thing to note is that he opened up his speech with a lie -
Tonight, I speak to you not as a candidate for... Read Full Story
…and they fainted…and they drank from the spiked kool-aid fountain…and…they continue to deny the truth about him. He’s a socialist with marxist views and his only goal is to further the black-liberation theology. He’s using “white-guilt” to further his cause. He knows there are enough “whiteys” out there who hate this country as much as he does and feels ashamed for an event that occurred 200+ years ago and will do and say anything to try to prove they are not racists.
Being the true... Read Full Story
(AND NO, I'M NOT TALKING "G-D BLESS AMERICA," THE PREFERRED SUCH among the Religiopolitical Right's forces of Zealotry and True Belief:)
None other than that exercise in obnoxiously arrogant English jingoism entitled "Land of Hope and Glory," to the melody of Elgar's Pomp and Circumstance March #1 , and preferably sung in an obnoxious-sounding staccato crossing into the Nazi stylee befitting the GOP's arrogant ways of late.
The lyrics therefor, thanks to Wikipedia, for the interested... Read Full Story
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