Stupid Criminals

Stupid Criminals

Stupid Criminals are always looking for a way to work the system. Read about the thieves who fell asleep on the job, the "World's Greatest Dad" and Elizabeth Ann Kommes, the woman so determined to get out of a DUI that she... well, read... [more]

Stupid Criminals are always looking for a way to work the system. Read about the thieves who fell asleep on the job, the "World's Greatest Dad" and Elizabeth Ann Kommes, the woman so determined to get out of a DUI that she... well, read it for yourself.

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Daniel Everett. Arrested for soliciting sex with a 14-year-old girl in 'World's Greatest Dad' T-shirt. 39%
Robert Hood. Arrested for fourth DUI in two weeks. 27%
Which Stupid Criminal has the worst mug shot?
278 votes so far
Leader:
Daniel Everett. Arrested for soliciting sex with a 14-year-old girl in 'World's Greatest Dad' T-shirt.
No....he will forget it just like the other presidents 42%
Yes...he will keep his promises because he is the diciple for change!!! 42%
Do you think Obama will keep all his promises?
19 votes so far
Leader:
No....he will forget it just like the other presidents
Keith Walendowski, arrested drunk after blasting his lawnmower with a sawed-off shotgun. 38%
Richard H. Valens, arrested drunk for giving 1-year-old beer b/c "he's a champ." 28%
Which Stupid Criminal would you most like to drink with?
61 votes so far
Leader:
Keith Walendowski, arrested drunk after blasting his lawnmower with a sawed-off shotgun.
Yes, but not for these dopes 59%
No, and these guys are the proof 41%
Does crime pay?
109 votes so far
Leader:
Yes, but not for these dopes
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