KG has returned for the SUMMER…”whale-whores” BEWARE!

KG - The Midwest’s very own Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton/Britney Spear wannabe has returned! He’s still a total mess and puts the TARD in celebutard.

Apparently KG (pictured in the middle wearing an over-priced, salmon-colored designer hoodie) is back to his old tricks again. After entering rehab numerous times this year, KG continues to get his drink on.

This time KG was drinking with his family! He partied Lindsay Lohan-style with family at a cabin up north this past weekend. Apparently KG became so intoxicated after downing 16 “blow job” shots that he peed in his Diesel jeans and called his great aunt Geraldine a “whale whore.”

He then downed an entire 64 oz glass of Hawaiian Punch mixed with Absinthe, and Ephedrine, and told his Uncle Norbert that 60 years old is really too old to still be alive and that he believes Norbert will ”die this summer.”

The night then came to a screeching hault when KG got naked, took his grandma Gert’s diabetes pills and ran into the lake around 3 am Sunday morning. At that time KG’s cousin Emily called for an ambulance and KG was taken to a hospital 1 hour from the cabin. KG’s stomach was pumped and he was released from the hosiptal Monday afternoon.

No word yet on whether he’ll be invited to his family’s cabin next summer.

Viva La Midwest Lohan!