TV's Best (and Worst)

from Lazlo's Basement We’ve been looking forward to Celebrity Apprentice since before the writers’ strike. Now that the contestants have been officially announced, we’re glad to know the contest will be for charity, and the contestant who is selected as the “Celebrity Apprentice” is awarded a $250,000 bonus to bestow upon the charity of her or his choice. The Celebrity Apprentice official website wanders down the web search results page because in order to discern the list of characters, er...Read Full Story

From:    lazlosbasement.com If you’re that one guy out on the western edge of North Dakota who hasn’t fast-forwarded through last night’s results show to announce the final two, this is your official spoiler alert. Stop reading. You didn’t do it, did you? You just went right on reading. Because who the hell cares what some obscure blog says when probably every single human being at the Starbucks/on the radio/around the water cooler today has already dumped on you a heaping helping of American...Read Full Story

From: lazlosbasement.com Screw it, you’re getting the news in reverse order. I have two words for you: Joss. Whedon. This, ladies and gentleblogreaders, THIS is what the internet was created for. Not to boost the economy of a little “silicone” valley in central California, not to introduce anyone with electricity to a free media, not even to gamble away your hard earned dollars and sense (just ask congress). The internet was created, apparently by Al Gore, so that we could eventually share...Read Full Story

VH1 brought us some of the most ridonculous reality TV moments of the season courtesy of Rock of Love - Poison frontman Bret Michaels’ search for true love in the form of a reality TV tartlet. To his credit, he appeared to choose the least repulsive of all the strumpets…er, contestants…er, women? Well. You know. To his detriment, he allowed the highly entertaining Heather, NOT the “winner,” to tattoo his name on the back of her neck during the taping of one episode. It’s difficult to say...Read Full Story

  Oh no…NOT CRABS! Oh, yes… the crabs are back . The Discovery Network’s hit series The Deadliest Catch is one of the few reality shows which actually documents events that would occur even if the cameras weren’t around. Tuesday’s premier marks the 4th season of the Discovery Channel’s most popular series in years, which follows several Alaskan fishing vessels through the brief, but deadly, crab fishing season. The high-yield pursuit is also considered to be one of the highest-risk commercial...Read Full Story