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Ah, we open on the ocean. I love that Dexter takes the whole family out in his boat, especially since we have seen little of the boat this season. A body is found, ish. Some dude cuts open an alligator and finds an arm in it. Cept the alligator didn’t eat the girl alive, she was dead already, so we have a homicide! Which leads to Dexter killing his first innocent person. But we’ll get to that. Deb is moving into Dexter’s old apartment, which seems hard on Dexter. Quinn is helping her move in, I guess he’s a nice guy all of a ... Read Full Story

The most amusing thing about this episode was that my dog loved the sound effects when Chloe was doing her computery stuff. So suddenly it’s a huge priority in Clark’s world to find the Kryptonians/Kandorians. Since I know nothing about the Superman mythology, I don’t even know why there’s a need to specify these people are Kandorians. And no, I’m not going to look it up. At one point in this episode, Chloe tells Clark that Zod has shown up again, and I wonder…why on earth did she need to tell him this? I mean, Zod arrived in Smallville itself, right outside the Luthor ... Read Full Story

This entire episode is basically leading up to Clark and Lois making out at the end. For reals, this time. Not a dream or flash to the future, no attempt by Clark to erase it, it just happens. In the middle of the Daily Planet. If I worked there, I would be irritated. Plus y’all know how I feel about Lois anyway, so I am less than thrilled about this. Realistically speaking, we’ve had something like five seasons to build up to this. From the moment Lois was introduced, you knew that she and Clark would get together, cuz everyone knows Lois Lane is ... Read Full Story

Dexter continues to investigate Trinity’s private life, to try and learn how Trinity, aka Arthur Mitchell, is able to exist in society despite his own dark passenger. We also learn, just as I had suspected, that Arthur has a personal tie to these particular kinds of murders – his sister was found dead in the bathtub when he was young, his mother killed herself by jumping off a building, and his father was murdered in an alley with a wound to the head. Deb also wants to be an eye witness to get Nicky convicted for murdering Lundy and shooting her. Normally I find ... Read Full Story

This was my aunt’s introduction to the series, and I’m sad that it wasn’t a funnier episode to start her out with. Jeff wasn’t really on his game, which was undoubtedly the point of the episode, but he’s pretty funny so usually he makes up for whatever the rest of the show lacks. Anyway, the premise is that Jeff has been kicked out of his condo due to some meaningless fees. Which makes sense because honestly, how do any of these people make money if they’re at school all the time? He moves in with Abhed, and adopts Abhed’s lifestyle of eating junk food ... Read Full Story