As a reader of the Internet, I often come across comical lists describing why Something is better than sex. What outrageous and naughty fun to send to my friends and coworkers! Here's what I find strange about them: they're never funny, and they never have authors. It's like the Internet generates them itself in failed attempts at learning man's comedy. And if that's true, the last thing you'll ever read is "The Top 100 Reasons Why Accessing The Humans' Nuclear Launch Codes is Better than Sex." After exhaustive research into my spam folder and website "Humor" sections, I've collected what I believe to be ...
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Onlooking tourists in Pamplona are unable to recall the Spanish word for "duh." A mysterious climber scaled up 11 stories of the New York Times building, stopped 41 stories from the top, and hung a sign that said "Bin Laden's Plan." Which forces the question, "When did Spider-Man become an asshole?" During a stirring speech, Senator McCain warns Latin children of the dangers of wandering too close to the Mexican-American border, as his newly installed automated gun turrets will lock onto their chicano DNA. "Kids, robot guns offer no mercy," he added. This week, the New York Daily News compiled a list of famous ...
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When a Chinese girl with 72-inch thighs is driving her foot into an electric junglebeast, you might not take the time to notice all the wonderful people around them. They're there every day to cheer on the fight or stand near it and sell hot dogs. This is a closer look at some of the greatest Street Fighter background actors of all time, along with a scientific breakdown of how cool they are amid this danger. Previously unknowable, this numerical value of nonchalance was made possible by the Nonchalance Alpha X Rating . Explanation of the Nonchalance Alpha X Rating : This measures, on ...
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Any resemblance to consumer solutions both fabulous and dead are purely coincidental. Dare you experience the erotic intrigue and high adventure of Skymall?
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