Randi Rhodes Has Left the Building

Randi Rhodes of Air America fame is off the air, as a dispute between her and her employer, Nova M Radio, reached a climax earlier this month. Last week, Nova M Radio filed for bankruptcy, and another liberal network rose from the ashes like the Phoenix of mythology, after which the city in the desert is named, which the now-defunct radio called home.

This is just another example of how liberal radio cannot compete with the much more powerful and popular conservative radio. We are a right of center nation. We elected a black guy with a Muslim name who promised to raise taxes on the rich and to take us down the road to universal health care, because America loves conservatism and wants to continue the very successful Republican Experiment, which has resulted in the best economy ever.

Every single liberal voice in this nation has gone under, because this conservative nation rejects their beliefs and ideals.

Except for Ed Schultz, Stephanie Miller, Bill Press, Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, NPR, CNN, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, PBS, The New York Times, Arriana Huffington, the millions of liberal blogs, and just about anything not owned by Rupert Murdoch.

On her website, Randi states that she is looking for a new home for her radio program. Although there have been accusations that Rhodes is a "drama queen," she is expected to be picked up by another network. Considering she was able to move her entire show from Air America to Nova M in just 24 hours last year, she most likely won't be silent for long.

If the Fairness Doctrine is coming, as some in Congress have alluded, then I think the Premiere Radio Networks should pick up Randi and start a new show, where she takes the left, and Rush takes the right. It would be an instant hit. They could also have a celebrity death match, with the winner taking all the time slots. Of course any match up between Randi and Jabba the Hutt would be unfair. Oxycotyn not only shrinks your gonads, but it makes you incapable of putting up a fight or getting it up.

Just ask any of the boys Rush rapes in the Carribean.