For Part One of the World's Worst-Sounding Booze Brand Names click here . (This is the second part of a blog that originally appeared on Cracked.com this past weekend. Since Cracked has space considerations, and we most definitely do not, here is the remainder of the full list. To see the list as it appeared on Cracked, click here This version contains a few horrendous booze-branding choices that didn't make it into the final entry. To sip your favorite fermented beverage while enjoying part two, don't click anything; just manipulate the down arrow on the keyboard as appropriate.) Arnold Palmer Cabernet Sauvignon Golf, to ...
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I doing some Halloween related Googling this morning and came across this picture. Supposedly the costume is from redenvelope.com but I couldn’t find it anywhere on their site. Yeah I know your first thought is, “Oh how cute, that baby is dressed as a peanut” but be honest your second thought is, “or a piece of poo.” Slap a santa hat and some white gloves on that little bastard and you have got the best Mr. Hanky costume out there. Share This
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( Editor's Note: The following blog appeared this weekend on Cracked.com. To see it there, complete with welcome jab at Dr. Phil, click here. Below is the first part of the original submission. Part Two will run on Wednesday. Reader feedback on brands that we may have missed is as welcome as a free round... almost ) : For a booze-maker, giving your hooch the right name can mean success, even if you are hustling a product that could be put to better use in the gas tanks of a fuel-hungry nation. Malt liquors like Wild Irish Rose, Night Flight, and Schlitz fall into ...
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I have had a lot of people approach me lately and ask me the above question. In the middle of a heated beer pong tournament last night with a healthy buzz going I discussed this issue with J Diggles and we formulated a plan. If you think you have the chops to hack it here on the Booze then send us some material. Send us three to four pieces and if we like them we will post them. If they are solid and they make us laugh we will hook you up with a posting account. You don’t have to post everyday but I ...
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Following a domestic dispute an unnamed Glasgow man went on a 4 day 60 pint bender. After a 4 week headache the guy drug his still hungover ass to the local hospital for a diagnosis. Doctors believe severe dehydration, caused by the alcohol, led to a rare condition called cerebral venous sinus thrombosis (CVST). A scan of the brain’s blood vessels confirmed the diagnosis. CVST - which can cause seizures, impaired consciousness, loss of vision and neurological damage - strikes three or four people per million, mainly children, every year in Britain. The cause is generally unknown. It took more than six months of ...
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