Taxi Jokes

When one thinks of New York City, one of the most common city trademarks are the yellow Ford Crown Victoria sedans that dot the city’s landscape. The Crown Victoria, or Crown Vic as it’s known to locals, has been the staple of NYC’s taxi fleet since the early 70’s. It’s roomy, has a large trunk, and is easily worked on. Well it seems all that is about to change. The New York City Taxi and Limousine Commission is shopping for a new generation of cars to be phased in to its fleet of about 13...Read Full Story

Taxi drivers come in many shapes and sizes, though it would be fair to say that the majority of them could easily fit the part of Tweedledee or Tweedledum. I have talked previously about several breeds of taxi drivers. It is now time to put the record straight regarding the over sixty variety. In a society where many law abiding (and several non law abiding ) citizens find themselves unemployed long before they are expected to kick the bucket, it is only fair for our democracies to find them...Read Full Story

If your man own a brand new car and he thinks taxi cabs couldn’t fascinate him anymore, then he’d better change his mind! *wink* Make him love taxi cabs. If taxi drivers look just as sexy as this one, then, your man should better take more cabs. Guys should be thankful enough to Dreamgirl’s Taxi Cab Driver Costume available for a babe like you! This Taxi Cab Driver Costume is a six piece set of sexy bedroom costume which is available in a two way zipper dress with a taxi hat neck...Read Full Story

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the elderly driver turned and said, "Look son, don't ever do that again. You scared the living crap out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."The driver replied, "Sorry...Read Full Story

Friday, December 28, 2007 Live or Memorex If asked if I made this story up......yea.... Off the record it's very true. I once recieved a call for a fare in Old Sacto. During the mid 80's this was one of Sacramento's Hot Spots for underground Discos. The Discos in Old Sac. went way out with spinning glitter balls, strobe lights, the lighted dance floors and the whole 9 yards. The interesting thing about Old Sac. was that there was only one way in and one way out. I remember it like yesterday...Read Full Story