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Blind Vice! Nevis Divine's Sad Past As we've established, the yummy ‘n' handsome star Nevis Devine likes both girls and boys (what fool who wants to keep all his options open doesn't?), mostly avoids little spats with costars and doesn't mind having some of his male BFFs double as daytime nookie partners, whenever Nevis is so inclined. But basically, Nevis is as happy as he is horny in life! With one small exception. . . Recently, Nevis has been giving some eyebrow-raising press...Read Full Story

Bonus Blind Vice! Footballer's Secret to Success Revealed! You've got the chips and dip and buckets of beer…and I've got the Blind Vice, sports fans. I know you adore our more athletic Vice stars (like scummy Pepper Harthman and scummier Taller Baller), so to celebrate the holiest of football days I want to introduce you to Albie Ass-Slapper, a stud whose been Vicing in front of your eyes the whole season: You heard me: Albie is getting Vicey on the field. Well, actually his Blind...Read Full Story

Blind Vice! Veronica Bee-Stings Hides Dirty Past to Land New Hunk Whoever said a woman scorned is the thing to fear never met Veronica Bee-Stings! 'Cause, baby, it is our experience that a woman in love is far more dangerous! Like the time Veronica was all smitten with that married dude, or the more available (but still shady) guy she had before him, the one she got the boob job for. So, what's Veronica doing for her latest love? Pretending none of the others ever existed...Read Full Story

Blind Vice! Drugged-Out Diva Says No to Rehab! Meet Soheila Stuff-It. She probably won't remember meeting you, but what difference does it really make? ‘Cause that's the way Soheila likes it—drugged up halfway to Brigadoon to escape the burdens of being the downtrodden diva that she is. And when she's not partaking in a dabble of this or a hit of that, you'll likely find her drowning at the bottom of a bottle. It's all terribly, terribly sad. Which is why Ms. Stuff-It's peeps are...Read Full Story

Blind Vice! Sexual Carnivore Charlotte Switches Teams for a Great Movie Role! We've already all fallen in love with Charlotte "Chuck" Finger-Dingle and her sexually impressive resume of bedding Hollywood's power gals. This particular beauty seems to thrive and simply glow inside the more women she beds, but guess what? Chuck's also got a hot career going, which actually means more to her than her ambitious (and athletic) love life, so Charlotte just added something very different to her...Read Full Story