TMNT (2007)

Plot: TMNT (2007) | 693.54 MB-Has it really been 14 years since the freaky, full-sized, mutant turtles graced us with the presence on the silver screen? Yeppers, the last time I saw them it was in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (I’m not counting television cartoons or straight-to-DVD titles). I’m obviously out of the loop since a great deal of many things have changed. Not necessarily for the better either — our teenage mutant ninja turtle friends have fallen a long way from the insanely, original black and white independent comic books I grew up with. And even though Eastman and Laird, the original creators, are still writing the stories, there isn’t much to like anymore. Maybe they should think about retiring on the millions they’ve already amassed.