The Brooding Cynyx

The Brooding Cynyx

Diverse, disparate voices offering unique, insightful, provocative cultural, political and social commentary, observation and opinion. Cynical (sometimes caustic), sarcastic humor and satire from the "Nothing is sacred" perspective... [more]

Diverse, disparate voices offering unique, insightful, provocative cultural, political and social commentary, observation and opinion. Cynical (sometimes caustic), sarcastic humor and satire from the "Nothing is sacred" perspective. Bipartisan irreverence. Read, think, laugh...enjoy.

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INEXPLICABLE SECURITY BREACH AT WHITE HOUSE STATE DINNER

GUESS WHO CAME TO DINNER? Photos that should send shivers down the collective spines of the Secret Service. (November 26, Washington, DC) Two uninvited guests sashayed their way into the White House State Dinner here on Tuesday nights before the flashing cameras and TV crews filming. Once they had passed the external “security” check point, they proceeded into the White House where they were photographed along with all the other arrivals. The biggest difference between Michaele and Tareq... Read Full Story

UNSALTED EARTH:

DEBUNKING THE  MYTHS AND MYSTIQUE OF IOWA An Expose’ Of the Heartless Heartland A BROODING CYNYX SPECIAL INVESTIGATIVE REPORT The first Brooding Cynyx to come to Iowa in September 2007, were the advance guard of the  greater contingent to follow.  We were coming to Iowa to cover the Presidential Primary Campaigns which would  culminate here in January 2008 with the much hyped Iowa caucuses, the “First in the Nation” contests that historically have launched winners and often narrowed the... Read Full Story

ROBERT BYRD: WHY TERM LIMITS ARE ESSENTIAL

THE 92 YEAR OLD POSTER BOY FOR CONGRESSIONAL INERTIA The former West Virginia Klansman and current US Senator is now the longest serving member of Congress in history. (November 20, Washington, DC) If one was in search of the perfect example of what is wrong with Congress, you'd need look no further than the quivering, blithering, drooling lump of fossilized flesh that is Robert Byrd. The West Virginia Democrat is serving his ninth six year term in the Senate. He has been a member of... Read Full Story

DEMOCRATS - A MAJORITY IN NAME ONLY

FUZZY MATH, SCUZZY PEOPLE: CONGRESS AT WORK Joe Lieberman, traitorous, spineless, corrupt, Prima Donna of the Senate (November 6, Washington, DC) Americans have had the experience of learning a great deal about how our government works (and doesn't work) over the last few months. The “health care reform” debate which has been raging for most of the year reached its moronic, histrionic crescendo during the dog days of August's town hall meetings. Once the GOP misinformation machine got in... Read Full Story

9 11 TERRORISTS WILL FINALLY FACE JUSTICE

THE ONLY THING TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF The Metropolitan Correctional Facility located across from the Federal Court House in Foley Square, Lower Manhattan. (November 17, Foley Square, NYC) The hardest core right wingers, neo-cons and GOP hawks are proving to be what they have long been suspected of being – fear-mongering cowards. Their near apoplectic reactions to the thought of having some of the Guantanamo Base prisoners transported to and incarcerated in American prisons reveal the true... Read Full Story

KSM TO BE TRIED IN NYC

FINALLY JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED Khalid Shaikh Mohammed self proclaimed 9 11 “mastermind” (November 16, New York, New York) After being held prisoner by the United States for over six years, the self proclaimed “mastermind” of the terrorist attacks perpetrated on September 11, 2001, Khalid Shaikh Mohammed (KSM), is slated to stand trial in the Federal Court for the Southern District of New York. Since the Attorney General, Eric Holder, made this announcement there has been a great deal of... Read Full Story

ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION

IMPOTENT DEMS, IGNORANT REPS No Little Blue Pill Will Fix This Disorder DIVIDED WE FAIL   (October 13, Washington, DC) Let's face it, no matter which side of the political divide you inhabit, your Party of choice is letting you down. The perpetual state of gridlock that has come to define national politics, legislating, and governance is now the norm: ineffective, inefficient and rabidly partisan are the defining characteristics of members of Congress and the White House Administration. Our... Read Full Story

FIRST LADY TRIES FOR WORLD RECORD

MICHELLE OBAMA HULA HOOPS TO RAISE FUNDS Mrs. Obama on the South Lawn of the White House. Falls short of Guinness record, raises campaign funds for Democrats. (October 22, Washington, DC) What could be more “down to earth” than the First lady hula hooping, running, and jumping rope on the manicured South Lawn of the White House? Yesterday, while hosting the “Healthy Kids Fair”, Mrs. Obama attempted to break the Guinness World Record in the Hula Hoop event. While she fell far short of her... Read Full Story

POST MENAPAUSAL DIPLOMACY

FIESTY CLINTON BLASTS PAKISTAN Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in Lahore earlier today. (October 29, Lahore, Pakistan) On a trip meant to improve our relations with Pakistan, Secretary of State, Mrs. Bill Clinton, took the opportunity to lambast the Pakistani government. In her most strident tone Hillary Clinton commented, "I find it hard to believe that nobody in your government knows where they are and couldn't get to them if they really wanted to," she said to a group of Pakistani... Read Full Story

BUSH MADE OBAMA’S NOBEL POSSIBLE

AWARD OR REW ARD? (October 9, New York, NY)  Oslo Norway is a world away from Dallas Texas, the home of former President george W. Bush.  Despite the geographic distance, the two locations are sites in the nexus allowing the prestigious Nobel Peace Prize to be bestowed on our current President Barak Obama.   There are not many real surprises in Washington DC politics aside from scandals however, the news from Norway in the predawn hours this morning that Obama had won the Nobel was a major... Read Full Story
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