The Police Blotter

The Police Blotter

Often comical highlights of a small town weekly police report that is published by the Lake Oswego Review every Thursday.

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Every Thursday, I feature highlights from the Lake Oswego Review Police Blotter. Here are some of my favorites from 2007: A man said that a neighbor lets his dog poop wherever it likes, and doesn’t clean up after it. When police contacted the neighbor, he “denied any wrongpooing.” A woman on Boones Ferry Road just sat there when the light turned green. A man reported a sick squirrel in his neighbor's yard. Police later arrived and discovered that the squirrel had recovered and run off. A motorist called police to complain that the sun was getting in his eyes. Police responded to a report ... Read Full Story
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In local news, here are some of the notable highlights from this week's Lake Oswego Review Police Blotter: A man was seen entering Peet’s Coffee wearing pajamas and a stocking cap, apparently in desperate need of caffeine. Police received a report that the train barriers were down at a train crossing, but there was no train. A man entered the Lake Oswego Fire Station and told firemen he was going to kill himself, it was later determined that he knew they wouldn’t let him do it. A bike and a jump rope were abandoned near Fourth Street and A Avenue. Police received a tip ... Read Full Story
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In local news, here are some of the notable highlights from this week's Lake Oswego Review Police Blotter: Tucker, the black lab, ran away again. In an apparent mad rush for caffeine, there was a hit and run at the Starbucks on Boones Ferry Road. A group of people wearing back packs were seen walking on Bangy Road. The group then allegedly separated. Police later determined that they were a group of people walking together wearing back packs, who later separated. A mother phoned police, concerned that her adult son was “running with the wrong crowd.” A woman reported that the lights she had ... Read Full Story
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I was on my weekly trip to Peets in my pajamas early this morning. On 3rd Street and A Avenue, a white Toyota truck had been broadsided by a gold Volvo wagon. Police had the vehicles encircled with flares, because it was still dark outside. The driver of the truck and the driver of the wagon were standing next to each other, arms crossed, observing the disappointing scene. The truck driver, with his soul patch, wore jeans and a work coat, the silver haired wagon driver was emblazoned in her peachy brown jacket and bright red pants. My only regret? No camera. When will ... Read Full Story
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In local news, here are some of the notable highlights from this week's Lake Oswego Review Police Blotter: An elderly person riding a scooter appeared to be lost and confused. A caller reported a that a child’s bicycle was lying on the sidewalk, with a large black lab standing over it. When police arrived a there was a mother with two children with the lab and the bike. A mattress was found on Terwilliger Boulevard. A Rolls Royce has frequently been seen parked in a handicapped space on Meadows Road. Police determined that rich people are sometimes handicapped too. A caller complained that his ... Read Full Story
DUI TORRINGTON — William Murray, 54, 87 Evans St., was arrested and charged for driving under the influence on Dec. 5. Murray was released on a police-set $1,000 bond and is scheduled to appear in Bantam Superior Court on Dec. 14.  
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Dec. 6 *Angela Cappabianca, 23, of 20 Kossuth St., was charged with simple trespass. Cappabianca was held on $92 bond and given a De. 18 court date. *Kenneth Fraiser, 42, of 4 Merritt St., was charged with simple trespass. Fraiser was held on $92 bond and given a court date of Dec. 18. *Wilmer . . .Full Story  
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Police blotter listings are compiled from reports filed with area law enforcement and public safety agencies. FELONY ARRESTS • Sheila May Menefee, 30, and James Albert Woods, 35, of the 800 block of Louise Avenue, Yuba City, was arrested by Yuba...  
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WILKES-BARRE – City police reported Lester Webster, of Kingston, was at 20 N. Pennsylvania Ave. for his first meeting with adult probation when he allegedly started cursing and yelling at bystanders walking through the lobby of the building around 8:30 a.m. Wednesday. Webster was warned to stop and refused, police said. He then allegedly threatened to burn someone’s house down. He was charged with disorderly conduct, a probation detainer was...  
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POSSESSION OF METHADONE TORRINGTON — Justin Holley, 24, 123 Newfield Road, Winchester, was arrested and charged with possessin of methadone, possession of marijuana with intent to sell and possession of more than four ounces of marijuana after police apprehended him following a motor vehicle stop in the vicinity of 777 E. Main St. Holley was held on a $10,000 surety bond.  
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Information from the public safety column comes from the records of the Lake Oswego Police Department. Police recently filed reports on the following incidents: ARRESTS 11/23/09 12:27 p.m. Donald Lee Stransky, 39, was lodged at Clackamas County Jail on a state parole warrant. He had allegedly ...  
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Numbered addresses of crime victims’ private residences and locations where crimes occur are rounded to the nearest hundred block. AGGRAVATED ASSAULT >> An Odessa woman reported someone assaulted her with an unknown object at 11 p.m. Thursday in...  
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