Marry, Boff, Kill: Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Let’s play the Marry, Boff, Kill Game! If you don’t know this game, check out the instructions after the post.

Let’s pit the Red Hot Chilli Peppers against each other — vocalist Anthony Kiedis, guitarist John Frusciante, bassist Michael “Flea” Balzary. We’re leaving out the drummer in this game, because that’s how it is.

In case you’re unaware, how this works is I will name three people, and you will tell me who among those three people, you would marry, boff, and who would you kill. For the stupid folkies, boff = quickie.

So, game on! Marry, boff, kill!