Gordon Moss, A.K.A., The World's Greatest Networker, has been diagnosed with a rare, but treatable form of skin cancer. The cancer is thought to have stemmed from long, repetitive exposure to the ink on one-hundred dollar bills.
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Gordon Moss, A.K.A., The World's Greatest Networker, has been diagnosed with a rare, but treatable form of skin cancer. The cancer is thought to have stemmed from long, repetitive exposure to the ink on one-hundred dollar bills.
When the doctors told Moss he would have to give up his hoard of hundred dollar bills, the world's greatest networker flew into a rage destroying the lobby at the West Bloomfield family health clinic. One eye-witness told channel 9 that Gordon Moss seemed to have had a "seizure" when he heard that he was not to have any contact with One-hundred dollar bills. "He bounced off the walls like a Mexican jumping bean..... and mumbled on and on about needing to smell it every day", a bystander said.
A glass pickle jar has been placed on the counter of the local Seven-Eleven for contributions to the "Save Gordon Moss" campaign.
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United States of America ( Press Release ) December 31, 2007 -- Gordon Moss, A.K.A. "The World's Greatest Networker", has opened a new daycare center in West Bloomfield. Moss stated," The fees are nominal and the care is excellent".
The Networker was looking to make money in something other than networking and thought daycare was the business to start. "People are always having sex and kids, so why not capitalize on it", Moss said. The World's Greatest... Read Full Story
July 13, 2007 (Press Release) -- GORDON MOSS(The World's Greatest Networker) HURLS FAX MACHINE FROM THIRD STORY MANSION WINDOW!!!
The fax machine was said to have weighed 200 lbs because, like Gordon Moss, it was antique.
The Machine was thrown from the third story of his mansion in a fit of rage ... Read Full Story
Gordon Moss Elected Gordon Moss Governer of networker ville today. Gordon Moss said He would have been better off to remain The Greatest Networker in the World, but wanted to expand his horizons. Gordon Moss stated "networkers across America should run to the polls before they see pepperoni pizzas flying
through ... Read Full Story
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United States of America (Press Release) December 31, 2007 -- Gordon Moss, A.K.A. "The World's Greatest Networker", has opened a new daycare center in West Bloomfield. Moss stated," The fees are nominal and the care is excellent".
The Networker was looking to make money in something other than networking and ... Read Full Story
United States of America (Press Release) August 20, 2007 -- Gordon Moss, AKA The World's Greatest Networker, Set a new world record yesterday. The record, previously held by Sven Jorgensen, was recorded yesterday by officials from the Guinness Book yesterday.
Moss ate nothing but sardines in mustard sauce for 1135 straigt ... Read Full Story
United States of America (Press Release) August 20, 2007 -- Gordon Moss, AKA The World's Greatest Networker, Set a new world record yesterday. The record, previously held by Sven Jorgensen, was recorded yesterday by officials from the Guinness Book yesterday.
Moss ate nothing but sardines in mustard sauce for 1135 straigt ... Read Full Story
Gordon Moss, The World's Greatest Networker, took an unexpected journey outside of his West Bloomfield fortress this morning for the first time in over 1200 days.
Network marketers from all over the country lined the streets in front of the mansion to get a glimpse of the world's greatest networker as ... Read Full Story
Gordon Moss announced today that he has came up with a new kitchen tool that will revolutionize the culinary world.
The world's greatest networker has created a machine that will make
a great cup of espresso as well as wash the laundry. Moss stated "the machine will brew your java and wash ... Read Full Story
Gordon Moss, The World's Greatest Networker, shocked the networkers in The city of West Bloomfield, Mi. by having anchovies on his breakfast pie instead of pepperoni. "We were all dumbfounded when we heard the news" one local networker said. Another stated".....you never know what the cards hold from day to ... Read Full Story
United States of America ( Press Release ) August 20, 2007 -- Gordon Moss, AKA The World's Greatest Networker, Set a new world record yesterday. The record, previously held by Sven Jorgensen, was recorded yesterday by officials from the Guinness Book yesterday.
Moss ate nothing but sardines in mustard sauce for 1135 straigt days without fault.
The World's Greatest Networker told Channel 9 news that it was by accident he broke the record." My neighbor lady gave me the coupons for the... Read Full Story
