The World's Greatest Networker, Gordon Moss

The World's Greatest Networker, Gordon Moss

Gordon Moss, A.K.A., The World's Greatest Networker, has been diagnosed with a rare, but treatable form of skin cancer. The cancer is thought to have stemmed from long, repetitive exposure to the ink on one-hundred dollar bills. When... [more]

Gordon Moss, A.K.A., The World's Greatest Networker, has been diagnosed with a rare, but treatable form of skin cancer. The cancer is thought to have stemmed from long, repetitive exposure to the ink on one-hundred dollar bills.

When the doctors told Moss he would have to give up his hoard of hundred dollar bills, the world's greatest networker flew into a rage destroying the lobby at the West Bloomfield family health clinic. One eye-witness told channel 9 that Gordon Moss seemed to have had a "seizure"
when he heard that he was not to have any contact with One-hundred dollar bills. "He bounced off the walls like a Mexican jumping bean..... and mumbled on and on about needing to smell it every day", a bystander said.

A glass pickle jar has been placed on the counter of the local Seven-Eleven for contributions to the "Save Gordon Moss" campaign.

The World's Greatest Networker, Gordon Moss, Sets New World Record

United States of America (Press Release) August 20, 2007 -- Gordon Moss, AKA The World's Greatest Networker, Set a new world record yesterday. The record, previously held by Sven Jorgensen, was recorded yesterday by officials from the Guinness Book yesterday.

Moss ate nothing but sardines in mustard sauce for 1135 straigt days without fault.

The World's Greatest Networker told Channel 9 news that it was by accident he broke the record." My neighbor lady gave me the coupons for the sardines. I really don't like them but they do keep me regular. Really, I can shit through a screen door" Moss stated.

It was noted that yesterday Moss received shipment of 2000 boxes of Kraft macaroni and cheese dinners. Could another record be set? More to come!
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