The World's Greatest Networker, Gordon Moss
Gordon Moss, A.K.A., The World's Greatest Networker, has been diagnosed with a rare, but treatable form of skin cancer. The cancer is thought to have stemmed from long, repetitive exposure to the ink on one-hundred dollar bills. When... [more]
Gordon Moss, A.K.A., The World's Greatest Networker, has been diagnosed with a rare, but treatable form of skin cancer. The cancer is thought to have stemmed from long, repetitive exposure to the ink on one-hundred dollar bills.
When the doctors told Moss he would have to give up his hoard of hundred dollar bills, the world's greatest networker flew into a rage destroying the lobby at the West Bloomfield family health clinic. One eye-witness told channel 9 that Gordon Moss seemed to have had a "seizure"
when he heard that he was not to have any contact with One-hundred dollar bills. "He bounced off the walls like a Mexican jumping bean..... and mumbled on and on about needing to smell it every day", a bystander said.
A glass pickle jar has been placed on the counter of the local Seven-Eleven for contributions to the "Save Gordon Moss" campaign.
July 13, 2007 (Press Release) -- GORDON MOSS(The World's Greatest Networker) HURLS FAX MACHINE FROM THIRD STORY MANSION WINDOW!!!
The fax machine was said to have weighed 200 lbs because, like Gordon Moss, it was antique.
The Machine was thrown from the third story of his mansion in a fit of rage over roast beef. "I told the morons,'rare'", Moss said.
Sadly the fax machine was tethered to a 200 foot extention cord that was still plgged in. The fax machine landed in the pool where six fat women were taking a late night dip. They were all cooked as well done as the roast beef. Moss could not be found for further comment.
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