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Tila Tequila top left, Noel Gallagher, Angelina Jolie and Jared Leto

The Headlines:

- Musician Noel Gallagher should really learn to say what he means

- Richard Gere, "Look, about that story involving me and a hamster..."

- Tila Tequila Nguyen gave Jared Leto an STD?

- Dlisted reports, Brangaloonies are going crazy for Brad's private family photos

- Science, Sex and the Art of Seduction

- Dopey Sat-Nav Thief

Read the stories below...

Musician Noel Gallagher should really learn to say what he means..

Recently on a Dutch TV station; Noel (who puts the tit in titbits) attacked his homeland saying, "England isn't that f***king great. To live here is a f***king s***hole, to be honest. People have this romantic image of England. London is a f***king dump. It's full of crime, its full of f***king tourists. It's traffic, it's pollution."  Charming as ever!

Richard Gere, "Look, about that story involving me and a hamster..."

When asked in an interview, "have you read any crazy stories about yourself?" He replied, "I stopped reading the press a long time ago. Lots of crazy things came up about me at first, especially from the tabloids. There is an infamous 'Gere stuck a hamster up his bum' urban myth. I expect that sort of thing but when reputable magazines started making up stories claiming I was in a country I had never been to with someone I didn't even know, I just decided not to pay attention to any of it. It's a waste of energy." I don't know whether to feel sorrier for Richard or the hamster.

Tila Tequila Nguyen gave Jared Leto an STD?

MySpace celebrity Tila Tequila with over 1.5 million friends, claimed that she was having sexytimes with Musician / Actor Jared Leto for 3 years, but they fell out when Jared allegedly accused her of giving him the nasties. She blogged: "A few months go by and all of a sudden I hear from this ’actor’ person once again. You won’t believe this … but he was actually looking for an ’apology’ from me! Are you f*cking out of your f*ckin mind, asshole? Why do I need to apologize for you being a f*ckin a**hole?" Nguyen says 'the actor' is "sweet to me when nobody is around, but when we are around other people, he acts like a different person." For the full story click here. (hollywood grind)

Dlisted reports, Brangaloonies are going crazy for Brad's private family photos

What a private moment means to us; has an entirely different meaning to celebrities. Privacy means selling your entire life to people bedazzled by the share fabulousity of  your fabness. For full story click here.

Science, Sex and the Art of Seduction

Humans have long been baffled by just what shapes sexual attraction. Why do we find some people beautiful and others not? And is there anything we can do to make ourselves more attractive? For full story click here.

Dopey Sat-Nav Thief

Aaron Evans was caught by police after a hidden camera picked out his name and date of birth tattooed on his exposed flesh. Doh! (mirror)