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Tom Jones: It's Not Unusual To Insure Your Chest Hair



67-year-old "Sex Bomb" singer Tom Jones, has decided to insure his chest hair for a sum close to $7 million dollars. According to Gigwise.com a 'body hair mole' said "Like a vintage wine, Tom just gets better with age....even at the grand old age of 67, the ladies (retirees and church geezers) love his hip-thrusting moves and catching a sneaky peak of his famously rugged chest hair."

I'm sort of perplexed at such a hefty policy on something that can grow back if accidentally waxed, shaved or stolen, (insert a pondering moment here) but I guess if he visits the tanning booth one more time there's a strong possiblity he along with his sweaty chest whiskers could go up and flames. But then why not get eyebrow, sideburn and ear hair insurance too? Oh and a hand hair policy wouldn't hurt either...Biddies go wild for furry knuckles.

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