42 Things to Hate About John McCain: SUPER SPECIAL PALIN EDITION: Number 25 - TROOPERGATE

So recently, new information broke about Sarah Palin and her husband Todd’s involvement with this whole “Troopergate” scandal. He admitted that one officer was fired because of a “dispute with the governor and her staff over budget issues and failure to fill trooper vacancies.” BLAH BLAH BLAH. But then I guess someone took Todd down to the ol’ Wasilla Tavern and got him full of half-priced Coors, because he let loose that other reasons may be that the cops were on his wife’s case for failing to put retarded baby Trig in a proper car seat, and also for not being allowed to take the private state trooper airplane out. Really? Really?!

Well, this teaches us that Sarah Palin is now a mom on par with hot mess Britney Spears…

CLASSY

Oh, and also a spoiled brat-woman. Oh wahhh, I can’t take the private plane out! Maybe you should have thought about that before you auctioned that other plane (which you didn’t actually do), OR maybe you could have even thought of that before moving to Alaska, where I am sure everything is about 600 miles away.

This is what Sarah Palin reminds me of.

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What?? It’s Friday! That’s about all of the wit I have left in me.