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Tuned In: Demi Lovato Gets Mad at God

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Demi Lovato is all like, "Really, God?" (Bauer Griffin)
Demi Lovato probably won't pull a Justin Bieber and get Jesus' groaning face tattooed to her body anytime soon. Early Friday morning she took to Twitter to express her dismay over how God's handling her superstar life (apparently it's been a while since she checked in with the Book of Job).

In other music news, Miley Cyrus lives in fear, Courtney Love warns Ke$ha against male groupies, Van Halen has returned, and more!

• Demi Lovato has been talking up a storm about how she's happier and healthier than ever, but she still has her bad days. Early Friday morning, she tweeted, "Sometimes it seems like God just keeps throwing crap my way and I get SO angry with him... But there's never a doubt in my mind He's gonna pull me through it all. I know you're there God. But umm... Really dude?"

Demi has a very casual relationship with God, obviously, since she refers to Him as "dude," which is just marginally better than "mang."

Lovato continued, "He never fails to show me He's by my side though. Even in the tough times." Lovato explained, "I'm not very religious but I'm VERY spiritual and I DO believe in God. I'm not perfect or preaching! Just tweeting... :)"

She then quoted the Scripture of Pixar with, "Just keep swimming."

• Miley Cyrus helpfully pointed out that ex-Disney stars have problems, too:

• Demi Lovato retweeted Miley and wrote "AMEN!!!!!!" To which I'd like to say: DEMI LOVATO JUST QUIT IT WITH THE HAIR EXTENSIONS YOU LOOK SO MUCH HOTTER WITHOUT EXPENSIVE MERMAID HAIR ANYWAY.

• Courtney Love thinks Ke$ha should lay off her male fans, 'cause it didn't work out for her: "ive just tried the male groupie thing it blew for me, hey maybe keesh is more butch than me!"

• Van Halen is back! Someone's got a dentist bill to pay. Van Halen – performing with singer David Lee Roth, not alleged alien abductee Sammy Hagar – returned to the stage this week at New York City's Cafe Wha?, which has a staggering capacity of 250.

Rolling Stone reports the whole thing was pretty awesome, and Roth wore beige overalls. The show was, of course, to promote their upcoming reunion tour. How many people are gonna get punched this time around? We're betting at least six.

• Both Jack White and Tom Jones have had their fair share of surprising collaborations (let's just pretend that song with Insane Clown Posse never happened, Mr. White), so of course they've teamed up. Quoth White on Jones: "He impressed the f**k out of everybody."

• John Lennon fans would like to sing a big fat "F**k You" to Cee-Lo Green over his New Year's Eve performance at Times Square. The audience was treated to a cover of the classic "Imagine," only there was something noticeably different about the lyrics in Green's version.

Green switched out "and no religion too" to "all religion is true," completely changing the meaning of the verse.

Cee-Lo responded to his critics on Twitter with, "Yo I meant no disrespect by changing the lyrics guys!" He followed, "I was trying to say a world were u could believe what u wanted that's all." He later deleted both tweets.

• Sadly, Jason Derulo has canceled his UK tour after fracturing his neck in rehearsals this week. Obviously, he was planning to treat the audience to some sweet acrobatics, but things didn't work out.

Derulo posted a picture of himself in the hospital on Wednesday, writing, "I fractured my neck doing tumbling & acrobatics 4 tour! Always tryin 2 push boundaries 4 YOU! Like my new chain? ;)"

We bet Lady Gaga could make a neck brace fad happen.

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