Two-Headed Turtle Missing, New York Not Evacuated

By JJ Duncan on
Thankfully, no one in New York is panicking or looting as authorities have been unable to track down a two-headed turtle that went missing Sunday. It is still unclear whether the beast escaped or was stolen. But the people of New York do not appear to be afraid of the hideous twin snapping mouths of the mutant turtle formerly held in captivity at the Hamilton Dog House.Authorities have not yet said whether they will attempt to awaken Godzilla from his slumber engage in monster-on-monster...Read Full Story