TattooL del Día: Cristian Castro

Cristian Castro is such a big fan of the band Tool that he TATTOOED A TOOL PENIS on his back earning him the title of Guanabee’s Tattool del Día. Yes, this is the same guy who cheated with an airline stewardess he met on a flight with his pregnant wife and he just wanted you to know, from ten feet away, that he is exactly that big of a tool/penis. Which is pretty nice of him, actually. So, Cristian, in addition to having a, “Yup, I’m A Tool,” sign on your back for life, you’ve also got this blog post to print out and hang on your refrigerator. Just don’t try to make a tattoo of it for your asscheeks. That could get a little pricey. Let’s listen to the band that inspired Cristian’s penis wrench, shall we?

Yup, that’s definitely a must-hear for the junior high circle jerk set. We can see why you tattooed that hot shit on your back, C.C. Congratulations.