Virna Lisi
Virna Lisi is an Italian film actress. Find more Virna Lisi news, related photos and videos, and reviews of Virna Lisi performances here.
Jessica Simpson attempted to recreate Virna Lisi on the cover of Esquire
Jessica Simpson attempted to recreate Virna Lisi on the cover of Esquire magazine's May 2008 issue. Papa Joe must be thrilled about these photos. However, the description in the magazine is disgusting and offensive.
"Breasts like plucked guinea hens, undercooked and overstuffed. And those legs, like those of every coed in every early-80s corduroy skirt, waving across the quad at the guy just behind you. Cheerleader legs. Jackknifing legs that split the air like seesaws. In the Dukes of Hazzard music video, those legs are in cowboy boots, moving like joysticks across your screen. She's got that dumb-fox high-maintenance pout. She's got her own money: She can buy your house just to use the toilet. She's one of those Easy-Bake celebrities, up from Abilene, Texas, with a fizzy pop beat on church-choir training wheels. She's hot as fresh milk and has an okay voice..."
Perhaps Jessica didn't even notice the insulting description of her though. And Papa Joe probably doesn't care as long as they saw a nice paycheck for the deal.
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She could never be or recreate her by any stretch of her imagination. Virna Lisi is a class act..the young actors have a long way to go. Look how they conduct themselves. Exposing all of their private lives and their private parts! DISGUSTING!
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