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Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. ADDIS ABABA, Ethiopia (UPI)—A 35-mile-long rift in the desert of Ethiopia could rip open, creating a new sea in just days, scientists say. The scientists went on to say that they had a GREAT DEAL OF MONEY...