Cow's Head Stuck In Washing Machine

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This event is the latest in an appliance-related theft that is forcing officials to crack down on the bovine population.
Although these types of crimes are becoming more commonplace, citizens are urged not to panic as the perpetrators become incapacitated shortly after committing the crime.
Activists have become enraged about the lack of bovine accessibility to household appliances; conservatives call for crackdown on local cow populations.
Local cow representatives have no comment on the current situation.