Waiters and waitresses

Waiters and waitresses

A waitress starts an annual "Be Kind To Servers" month. A Goodwill Ambassador for servers and a spokesperson.Looking for comments, humorous experiences and pet peeves from servers and customers. Mission is to generate respect and tips... [more]

A waitress starts an annual "Be Kind To Servers" month. A Goodwill
Ambassador for servers and a spokesperson.Looking for comments,
humorous experiences and pet peeves from servers and customers.
Mission is to generate respect and tips from the dining public.
Also promoting new book from the waitress called,"The Soap Opera Grill".
Food-related humor

Bore My Ass To Sleep

He just doesn't give a shit! Talk, talk, talk, that's just it. I think the bastard just wants to hear his own voice or love the attention. You guessed it, I was stuck in another manager's meeting with the G.M. This one was almost 3 hours long!

What did we talk about...beats the hell out of me. "WE" didn't talk about shit. "HE" talked about nothing for 3 hours. Yeah, he went over the guest service scores, the hotel occupancy, the f'ing "rack rates", the new carpet installed in the HR Director's office. Who gives a shit about this stuff?

Man, don’t pee down my back and tell me it’s raining. Just tell me you ordered the tea spoons & water glasses I've been begging you for the last month. Tell me you hired another sales chick so we can fire the old stanky one. Tell me you got Accounting to pay the bill so we can order more pads and pens for the meeting rooms.

Don't tell me about the next meeting planner that is coming for a site inspection. Don't tell me that we need to watch our payroll for the rest of the month because business is slow. And especially don't tell me that we need to "look at the big picture".

The big picture? I don't give a shit about the big picture. I just want my friggin' teaspoons dammit!

I need a REAL job!

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