This Dog Is Dreaming Way Too Hard

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It's like, we all love dreaming, dog, but you need to take it down a couple of notches.Read Full Story

Bowling Pro Tip: Let Go of the Ball

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This looks like a deleted scene from Kingpin, but apparently a real pro bowler did this. Ouch.Read Full Story

Why Weather Guys Shouldn't Wear Green Ties

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You can see right through him. (We'd like to thank our grandmother for writing that joke for us. Love you, Oma.)Read Full Story

This Ad for Chocolate Will Haunt Your Dreams

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Hey kids: If you don't eat enough Kinder chocolate, this thing will find you, hold you down, and eat your eyeballs. Science fact.Read Full Story

This Child's Days of Dodgeball Are Probably Over

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Look, Kyle, I don't care if you are four years old, it's right there in the name of the game. You have to dodge the ball. Now get up and keep playing -- you are embarrassing me in front of the other fathers.Read Full Story

Goose Will Stop at Nothing to Destroy Dog

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It's like the end of Alien, where you keep thinking "Okay, whew, it's gone now," until boom the monster springs back into frame. Except this time the monster is a goose, and Ridley is played by a Golden Retriever named Maggie, and there's a redneck narrating the whole thing.Read Full Story

Sweet Soccer Moves Interrupted By Awesome Dad

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Attention Eastern European youths: If you're gonna show off your sweet soccer moves, and your dad loves to embarrass you, make sure to lock the door first. We are going to do this type of thing to our kids all the time. They will need years of therapy.Read Full Story

Crazy Japanese Dog Walks On Two Legs, Is Japanese

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The dog's name is Rocky, and he has achieved more in his short doggy life than you ever, ever will. Enjoy!Read Full Story

Pregnant 80s Moms Show Off the "Preggo Shuffle"

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We're pretty sure these are the same moves M.I.A. was doing at the Grammy's last weekend.Read Full Story