Us Weekly breathlessly reports up to the minute news from the front lines of celebrity vanity projects. It just posted this vital update to its website. Reese Witherspoon: My New Fragrance Reflects "My Life" Really? That's awesome, Reese. So I guess it smells like highlights, tooth whitener and Jake Gyllenhaal's taint. I know there are more than a few readers out there wishing for a scratch 'n sniff of that last one. Avon calling!
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At Life Without Feck, we love nothing more than a feckless group of kids. I just heard this on the corner of 29th Street and 35th Avenue in Queens and submitted it to Overheard in New York : Group of children in costume, chanting in unison: WE WANT MORE CANDY! WE WANT MORE CANDY! NO MORE APPLES! NO MORE APPLES! Ironically, the New Yorkers who used to dress like every day was Halloween and ingest all manner of unknown compounds in the name of fun have grown into puckered-butt adults afraid of refined sugar. Perhaps those younguns will return later to decorate...with recycled toilet ...
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Don’t surprise a new mom to be with any of these gifts. They are so ridculous, they may put her in labor. Infant House Cleaning Mop She So Ghetto: Let The Babies Do The Housework Advertised in Asian magazines as a way to “make your children work for their keep”, there is surely a baby mop outfit available in your baby’s size. If your child is of crawling age, simply dress them in the special onesie, place them on a hardwood floor, and watch in amazement as they spring into action. The logic falls in the fact the child is just crawling as usual, ...
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What you talkin’ bout Wills? I’m talkin’ bout Frank Wills…. The man I would guess Richard Nixon wishes he would have seen coming… Nixon The fly in the oinment, so to speak. Could he have been so important to the world making $80 bucks a week back in 1972…? I don’t think he knew that he was the key to a scandal rivaling that only of President Bill Clinton’s sexy situation with Monica Lewinsky. If someone should have…or at least could have been out to lunch or called in sick, it could have been this guy. What’d he do? Read on! Security guard Frank ...
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Be a Trekkie or just smell like one with this new cologne from Genki Wear . Other scents in the series include Tiberius to help one emulate the je ne sais quois of a certain starship captain who's popular with all manner of space booty. For the ladies, there is Pon Farr , named for the famed estrus cycle in which Vulcans must mate or die. So apply with caution before a night on the town. But remember, Pon Farr only happens every seven years. Be careful what you wish for. And be patient. If your girlfriend gives you Red Shirt , she may ...
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