Weird and Wacky

Weird and Wacky

Here's my collection of weird and wacky stuff

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Overheard on Halloween

At Life Without Feck, we love nothing more than a feckless group of kids. I just heard this on the corner of 29th Street and 35th Avenue in Queens and submitted it to Overheard in New York : Group of children in costume, chanting in unison: WE WANT MORE CANDY! WE WANT MORE CANDY! NO MORE APPLES! NO MORE APPLES! Ironically, the New Yorkers who used to dress like every day was Halloween and ingest all manner of unknown compounds in the name of fun have grown into puckered-butt adults afraid... Read Full Story

Smell My Finger

Us Weekly breathlessly reports up to the minute news from the front lines of celebrity vanity projects. It just posted this vital update to its website. Reese Witherspoon: My New Fragrance Reflects "My Life" Really? That's awesome, Reese. So I guess it smells like highlights, tooth whitener and Jake Gyllenhaal's taint. I know there are more than a few readers out there wishing for a scratch 'n sniff of that last one. Avon calling! Read Full Story

5 Of The Wildest Baby Gifts Ever!

Don’t surprise a new mom to be with any of these gifts. They are so ridculous, they may put her in labor. Infant House Cleaning Mop She So Ghetto: Let The Babies Do The Housework Advertised in Asian magazines as a way to “make your children work for their keep”, there is surely a baby mop outfit available in your baby’s size. If your child is of crawling age, simply dress them in the special onesie, place them on a hardwood floor, and watch in amazement as they spring into action... Read Full Story

Frank Wills: The Man President Nixon Wishes Had Taken The Day Off

What you talkin’ bout Wills? I’m talkin’ bout Frank Wills…. The man I would guess Richard Nixon wishes he would have seen coming… Nixon The fly in the oinment, so to speak. Could he have been so important to the world making $80 bucks a week back in 1972…? I don’t think he knew that he was the key to a scandal rivaling that only of President Bill Clinton’s sexy situation with Monica Lewinsky. If someone should have…or at least could have been out to lunch or called in sick, it... Read Full Story

Scent of a Trekkie

Be a Trekkie or just smell like one with this new cologne from Genki Wear . Other scents in the series include Tiberius to help one emulate the je ne sais quois of a certain starship captain who's popular with all manner of space booty. For the ladies, there is Pon Farr , named for the famed estrus cycle in which Vulcans must mate or die. So apply with caution before a night on the town. But remember, Pon Farr only happens every seven years. Be careful what you wish for. And be patient. If... Read Full Story

Astronaut Remi Gaillard

Here's one Frenchman who knows how to bring the funny. You can find all of his videos at nqtv . I can't post just one: Remi Gaillard is like potato chips for my brain! This one's called Organ Donation . Okay, just one more, then I promise I'll stop. I call this the Orangina Rodeo . I know, I know. The rodeo should be America's province. I guess Tom Green and Johnny Knoxville were working on other things. C'est en faisant n'importe quoi qu'on devient n'importe qui . That's Remi's motto,which... Read Full Story

An Umbrella for Psychos: Product of the Week

Your child will be a hit with her classmates when you send her to school with this umbrella from Art.Lebedev Studio , aptly named "Fuck the Rain." Just don't be surprised if you end up having to explain yourself to Child Protective Services. Meanwhile, there's another umbrella on sale if you want to work out some anger issues or just plain fear for your life. (Remember, it's only assassination if you're important .) It's the Self-Defense Unbreakable Umbrella from Real Self-Defense and it... Read Full Story

Why Is Life So Complicated?

From:  delovesto.com
So today I get an email from Florida with a scan of a payslip from the company who laid me off in mid February. It seems that because I was paying COBRA (a way to continue your health insurance cover after you lose your job in the USA, but at an extortionate rate), I am due a refund. Well, the money was sent direct to one of the two bank accounts that I had registered with the company I worked for, however it went to an account that I closed in June.   I managed to contact someone at HR... Read Full Story

Listerine Used In Hair, On Toes, For Floors

From:  petrogy.com
http://www.kpho.com/health/17366742/detail.html?rss=pho&psp=mostpopularstories Neil Pedersen – September 2, 2008 10:17 PM MST-AZ “When it was first introduced in 1879, Listerine was used as a surgical antiseptic,… 1920s, the product was trumpeted as a dandruff treatment… Others say Listerine works wonders for preventing lice infestation… …also found instances where people who suffer from shingles said it works for the pain… … Listerine works for the itching brought on by poison ivy and oak... Read Full Story

5 Of The Weirdest Cakes Ever!

Remember my “Worst Baby Show Gift Ever” Post? It featured a cake that I still can’t believe I saw.  See it here. Now I have come accross this funny site about cakes. It’s very similar to a cake “fail” blog. The source below recveals where I got all these crazy pictures of some of the other weirdest cakes I have ever seen. She So GHetto: Jamie Lynn Spears Teen Pregnancy Cake Here’s the cake of ever teenagers dream.  Whether the condom broke or some cute guy talked a young girl out... Read Full Story
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