Overheard on Halloween

Ironically, the New Yorkers who used to dress like every day was Halloween and ingest all manner of unknown compounds in the name of fun have grown into puckered-butt adults afraid of refined sugar. Perhaps those younguns will return later to decorate...with recycled toilet paper, of course.

PS: What would the vegan parents of a kid who'd thrown eggs at a house say? Would they think they'd raised a serial killer?

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Overheard at the Zoo