An Annoying Hole

Blanca has been visited by thousand from all over the world. But there is one very annoying hole in the map of the United States, which I can no longer stand. Now I know the people of this state are not known for their learning. So expecting them to surf the Internets may be too much. They aren't known for much of anything except for snake handling and coal mine disasters. In fact I once lobbied to have the state motto changed from Montani Semper Liberi to She's Not Just My Sister. No one there can read Latin, anyway.

So I am making this appeal to the good people, well at least the people, of West Virginia. Please visit my blog, so I no longer have to look at that blank white spot in the middle of my map. In order to assure some hits from Google by West Virginians, I will list below several words, which should guarantee me a hit and get me noticed.

Thank you.

outhouse, incest, snake handling, toothless, retarded, inbred, non-forking family tree, rhubarb, rube, glory hole, truck stop whore, coal mine