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GODHATESFAGS.COM THREATEN PROTEST OVER WICHITA GAY COMEDY SHOW

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

Godhatesfags.com and Fred Phelps’ Westboro Baptist Church aren’t laughing - threaten protest of comedian ANT in
Wichita, KS.

Wichita - Fred Phelps’ notorious Westboro Baptist Church threatens protest of comedian ANT’s Gay Up Stand Up Comedy
Show demands Orpheum Theatre cancel show and stop programing for gays.

ANT issues the following statement through his publicist.

“Fred Phelps and his minion/sister (singular tense intentional) are more than welcome to come and protest my show.
As there will be a large group of gay and very fashionable straight people at the event, I will be enforcing the
following: The wearing of Polyester will be strictly prohibited. If your name is Gater, Skeeter, Goober, Goner,
Donner or Blitzen spittoon’s will be confiscated on sight. If your home is registered with the Department of Motor
Vehicles, you may protest me but you must park your house on the yellow brick road…We are in Kansas after all.
And finally, Fred Phelps was once overheard saying, ‘I’ll leave the little homos alone when a blind hog finds an acorn.’ Well, what more is there to say after that?”

About The Show In Question:

Gay Up Stand Up is coming to Wichita for ONE NIGHT ONLY headlined by Last Comic Standing’s and VH1’s Outrageous
comedian ANT!

Saturday, May 23rd 8:00pm Orpheum Performing Arts Centre 200 N. Broadway, Wichita, KS 67202

The Gay Up Stand Up Tour is heading to Wichita. This power-packed show features Jason Dudey, Jen Kober and the
inimitable Celebrity Fit Club host, ANT®. The Gay Up Stand Up tour brings nationally known stand ups right into
America’s heartland. Each month they hit a new city booking the most hilarious gay comics OUT on television today.
Everyone is welcome and a Gay Ole’ time is guaranteed. So if the economy has got you down, come laugh it up and
take home their brand of stimulus!

ANT® - Hyper, irreverent, and downright fabulous, ANT (spelled in caps) has steadily climbed the comedy hill to
become one of the most successful openly gay comedians of our time. A regular guest on The Tonight Show with Jay
Leno and The Tyra Banks show, ANT is the only comedian to appear on all five seasons of NBC’s hit series Last Comic
Standing, most recently as a judge. Currently, he’s the host of VH1’s juggernaut smash Celebrity Fit Club, entering
its 7th season, and the star of MTV’s LOGO Network series, “U.S. of ANT.” In 2008, ANT ventured out of his comfort
zone, appearing in the VH1 series, “Celebri-Cadabra.” a competition show featuring magic and celebrities. His hit
stand-up DVD, “ANT: America’s Ready” and comedy CD “Follow my ass!” have sold hundreds of thousands of copies and
are available in stores nationwide and online at every CD/DVD retailer including amazon.com. Newly slim and trim
after an impressive 34lb weight loss on the NutriSystem diet program, they named ANT spokesman joining Tori Spelling
and Jillian Barberi in a $20 million dollar ad campaign for 2008-2009. ANT’s daily video blog, “The ANT Colony,” has
taken the web by storm. Consistently rated as one of the top 10 celebrity blogs on MySpace and at mirror site
www.nbc.com/ant, The ANT Colony has enlightened millions with it’s gentle message of inclusion and the power of the Law of Attraction. www.antcomic.com/blog.

Gay Up Stand Up – Gay Up Stand Up With Flair, happens at the Orpheum Performing Arts Centre, Tickets are $15 each
and available in advance through www.selectaseat.com or $20 at the door the night of the show. Hurry as this show
will sell out and advance ticket purchase is strongly recommended.

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Todays video blog entry:
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“Strength is more than being able to lift heavy things. Faith isn’t just something you have when things are going great. Living in the moment requires no thought. Love should never come with conditions. Happiness is a choice. Failure is always the first step toward success. Change starts inside.” –the ant colony

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THE ANT COLONY CREED
1. To always speak the truth…except when to do so would injure another.
2. To talk health, happiness and prosperity to EVERYONE you meet.
3. To be so strong, that nothing can disturb your inner peace.
4. To be just as enthusiastic of anothers success as you are about your own.
5. To remember that God is in the pause.
6. To forgive the mistakes of your past and to strive to greater achievements in the future.
7. To never see failure…only opportunity. You are no longer a victim.
8. To have NO JUDGEMENTS of others…No matter what.
9. To live well and CHOOSE happiness. To say I can everyday.
10. To make an impact on the world. To live love.
11. To remember your spirit and nourish it daily.
12. To remember these principles above personalities.
13. To always speak of myself in a kind, gentle, positive way. To be nice to me.

Progress not perfection. Willingness is the key. And remember to laugh like the comedians in all of us!

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