Ill-Advised Outfit of the Day: Jessica Simpson
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Jessica looked neither happy nor comfortable.Jessica Simpson needs a new stylist - if she has one. If not, it's time to invest: no one as pretty and rich as Jessica should ever look this awkward. It's not that any of the elements of this look are heinous on their own, nor how they work in concert. It's how they work on Jessica.
Jessica has a famously curvy body, and it deserves better than a chain-mail mini that makes her bust look like it's about to explode. There are cuts that flatter such figures, but this is not one of them, and even if it were, it's still way too tight. Then there's the makeup. I understand the fondness many women have of their bronzer, but I've never been able to understand why they allow this love to turn them orange. Jessica does not look so much sun-kissed as she does Sunkist (TM).
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