2008 in Photos: A Year of Bitchface
Actress Kristen Stewart attends the 'Twilight' Premiere during the 3rd Rome International Film Festival held at the Auditorium Parco della Musica on October 30, 2008 in Rome, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images Europe) Thanks to the likes of Jennifer Lopez and Kristen Stewart, the Bitchface became a bonafide red-carpet staple in 2008. It has, of course, been a tremendously popular concept since the birth of modeling, but the camera-ready glare is particularly hilarious when it's freezing the face of a popular actress or comedian (see above). Bish please. You're so not a vampire.
So here, without futher ado, are the Best Bitchfaces of 2008, organized by month.
January
We get it, Thomas Dekker (aka the guy playing Edward Furlong's part in the Terminator TV series): you're a serious, sexy actor with one hell of a bitchface.
Actor Thomas Dekker arrives at the premiere of FOX's 'Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles' held at the Arclight Cinerama Dome on January 9, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (Getty Images)more pics »February
The Misshapes may as well change their band name to Faces of Bitch.
Geordon Nicol, Leigh Lezark and Greg Krelenstein of The Misshapes attend the Chloe Sevigny opening ceremony collection at Webster Hall during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2008 on February 4, 2008 in New York City. (Getty Images)more pics »
March
Dear Rihanna: it's the Nickelodeon KIDS' CHOICE AWARDS. You can lay off the bitchface for a whole two hours.
Singer Rihanna arrives at Nickelodeon's 2008 Kids' Choice Awards held at UCLA's Pauley Pavilion on March 29, 2008 in Westwood, California. (Getty Images)more pics »
Dear Rihanna: it's the Nickelodeon KIDS' CHOICE AWARDS. You can lay off the bitchface for a whole two hours.
Singer Rihanna arrives at Nickelodeon's 2008 Kids' Choice Awards held at UCLA's Pauley Pavilion on March 29, 2008 in Westwood, California. (Getty Images)more pics »
April
Maybe Miley Cyrus' fake teeth make it hard for her to smile. Viva la Bitchface.
Singer/actress Miley Cyrus attends the 2008 CMT Music Awards at the Curb Events Center at Belmont University on April 14, 2008 in Nashville, Tennessee. (Getty Images)more pics »
Maybe Miley Cyrus' fake teeth make it hard for her to smile. Viva la Bitchface.
Singer/actress Miley Cyrus attends the 2008 CMT Music Awards at the Curb Events Center at Belmont University on April 14, 2008 in Nashville, Tennessee. (Getty Images)more pics »
May
Back in the days of the Spice Girls, Victoria Beckham told reporters she hated the way she looked when she smiled. Nothing has changed, hence her title of Her Royal Bitchface.
Victoria Beckham poses for photographs as she launches her new dVb range of denim at Harrods on May 15, 2008 in London, England. (Getty Images)more pics »
Back in the days of the Spice Girls, Victoria Beckham told reporters she hated the way she looked when she smiled. Nothing has changed, hence her title of Her Royal Bitchface.
Victoria Beckham poses for photographs as she launches her new dVb range of denim at Harrods on May 15, 2008 in London, England. (Getty Images)more pics »
June
Just for kicks: here's Michelle Williams bringing the anti-Bitchface.
(U.S. TABS OUT) Musician Michelle Williams appears onstage during MTV's Total Request Live on June 16, 2008 at the MTV Times Square Studios in New York City. (Getty Images)more pics »
Just for kicks: here's Michelle Williams bringing the anti-Bitchface.
(U.S. TABS OUT) Musician Michelle Williams appears onstage during MTV's Total Request Live on June 16, 2008 at the MTV Times Square Studios in New York City. (Getty Images)more pics »
July
Campy reality star Tila Tequila has made a career out of sexy Bitchface.
(U.S. TABS OUT) Television personality Tila Tequila poses for a photo backstage during MTV's Total Request Live at the MTV Times Square Studios July 1, 2008 in New York City. (Getty Images)more pics »
(U.S. TABS OUT) Television personality Tila Tequila poses for a photo backstage during MTV's Total Request Live at the MTV Times Square Studios July 1, 2008 in New York City. (Getty Images)more pics »
August
Salma Hayek tried to be happy for her friend Penelope Cruz at the Vicky Cristina Barcelona premiere, but the Bitchface won out in the end.
Actress Selma Hayek arrives at the premiere of Weinstein Company's "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" at the Mann Village Theater on August 4, 2008 in Westwood, California. (Getty Images)more pics »
Salma Hayek tried to be happy for her friend Penelope Cruz at the Vicky Cristina Barcelona premiere, but the Bitchface won out in the end.
Actress Selma Hayek arrives at the premiere of Weinstein Company's "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" at the Mann Village Theater on August 4, 2008 in Westwood, California. (Getty Images)more pics »
September
If Victoria Beckham is Her Royal Bitchface, then Jennifer Lopez is Queen Empress Bitchface Von Bitchyface.
Jennifer Lopez attends the launch of her fragrance Deseo For Men at Macy's at Herald Square on September 29, 2008 in New York City. (Getty Images)more pics »
If Victoria Beckham is Her Royal Bitchface, then Jennifer Lopez is Queen Empress Bitchface Von Bitchyface.
Jennifer Lopez attends the launch of her fragrance Deseo For Men at Macy's at Herald Square on September 29, 2008 in New York City. (Getty Images)more pics »
October
The Devil Wears Bitchface.
Anna Wintour arrives to attend the Chanel fashion show during Paris Fashion Week at Grand Palais on October 3, 2008 in Paris, France. (Getty Images)more pics »
The Devil Wears Bitchface.
Anna Wintour arrives to attend the Chanel fashion show during Paris Fashion Week at Grand Palais on October 3, 2008 in Paris, France. (Getty Images)more pics »
November
Finally: some bitchface with context. It's the hair, Pattinson .
Actor Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart attends the 'Twilight' Photocall during the 3rd Rome International Film Festival held at the Auditorium Parco della Musica on October 30, 2008 in Rome, Italy. (Getty Images)more pics »December
Jared "Unabomber" Leto is Level Three Bitchface - he has the open mouth, baring teeth technique down like a pro.
Actor Jared Leto arrives at the premiere of Fox Searchlight Pictures' "The Wrestler" at the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences on December 16, 2008 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Jared Leto (Getty Images)more pics »
Finally: some bitchface with context. It's the hair, Pattinson .
Actor Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart attends the 'Twilight' Photocall during the 3rd Rome International Film Festival held at the Auditorium Parco della Musica on October 30, 2008 in Rome, Italy. (Getty Images)more pics »December
Jared "Unabomber" Leto is Level Three Bitchface - he has the open mouth, baring teeth technique down like a pro.
Actor Jared Leto arrives at the premiere of Fox Searchlight Pictures' "The Wrestler" at the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences on December 16, 2008 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Jared Leto (Getty Images)more pics »
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