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As for that poor woman who got clobber with the ham, why it's the greatest spectacle since the WKRP turkey drop! To put it in the words of Mr Carlson - "I swear that I thought pigs could fly!" Read Full Story

Want to explore one of the four cities nominated for the 2016 Olympics? Enter for a chance to win a round-trip coach-class airfare for travel to Chicago, Madrid, Rio, or Tokyo in the Where I’ve Been Olympic Giveaway. All you need to do is: 1) Follow Where I’ve Been on Twitter. 2) Retweet this message as stated: “Chicago, Madrid, Rio, Tokyo. Fly me to 1 of these Olympic 2016 nominees! Follow @ whereivebeen & RT this message 2 win http://bit.ly/a3K6a” The winner will be announced on the @ whereivebeen Twitter page. If you are selected as the winner, make sure you Direct Message [ ... Read Full Story

'View' on Teacher Sex Abuse I think that we've heard a story like this before when pretty, married Mary Kay Laterneau tossed it ass away to pursue the love of a her life: a 13 year old boy she was high school teaching. Mary Kay got sent away for 6 years over that, but her love never faltered. By the time she was let back out with the rest of us her short pants Romeo had turned legal, so time had sorted this awkward issue out. However now e have another pretty young school teacher who seems to be getting overly invested in her ... Read Full Story

At home auctions, no longer do bargain hunters need to bid on charming Tudors where “Barry the Butcher” had a walk-in freezer. Yep, foreclosures are the order of the day and everywhere people are waking up from their American Dream to find that, like lookers at a brothel, they’re all gonna get screwed. During these difficult economic times, with people ousted from their homes and cracking open nest eggs to make omelets, it seems the only people doing booming business these days are movers. Movers have been kept very busy of late, as have their maligned cousins, repo men, the key distinction between them ... Read Full Story

T hose of us who use computers are fortunate—in that we have a spell checker to make sure everything comes out right… One push of a button—and misspellings are a gone as quickly as the money you had in the stock market last week… And if you want to make yourself a fortune—perhaps you could do it by coming up with a spell-checking device that could be used in the real world… Such as in these examples: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW… Eye think someone needs to spend time in the department of corrections— —spelling corrections that is… THAT’S MY KIND OF ORGINEZASHUN…. IT’S ... Read Full Story