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Jon Gosselin stops at the Joe & C Deli to pick up a copy of the Daily News so he can read the article about himself. (Bauer Griffin)more pics »In the photo above, Jon Gosselin checks out five fun tips for gelling your hair into festive shapes for autumn.
Think you can write something funnier than that about the above photo of the Goss reading his own press? Give it a shot! We're running a caption contest, and if you've got the goods to take down Jon Gosselin, you could walk away with some dollars.
Leave your own caption in comments, and if we like yours the best, we'll give you a $25 gift certficate to Amazon.com, which you can use to buy anything from Jon Plus Kate Plus 8 DVDs to a big ol' bottle of American Crew Firm Hold Styling Gel.
So, the nitty gritty: enter as many times as you want, but do it under the same account, please. You must be 18 or older and a US resident in order to enter. The contest will run from November 13, 3pm ET to November 27, 3pm ET. We'll let the winner know by email. You can read a full rundown of the rules over here.
Best of luck!

Jon Gosselin Video Clip
Comments
Jon Gosselin showing off his acting skills by pretending to read.
Yes Jon! A NY Giants helmet *will* cover up those unsightly hair plugs.
Yo Jon Gosselin, I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish, but Michael Lohan is the biggest deadbeat dad of all time.
"NY mom's encounter with monster?? Oh, hey, it's about me!"
"Wow... Kate sure has a nice body..."
"Lacking"
Jon Goslin checks tabloids to make sure he is still getting the publicity that he is protecting is children from.
"I don't get it! Why do people hate me?"
Jon Gosselin is disappointed after reading dark sunglasses do not make you any less ridiculous.
Warning: NSFW.
(Not Suitable for Work)
(Not Suitable for Work)
Note front page of paper--should read (if he wrote it)
"N.Y. Dad's Encounter With Monster"
An autobiographical accounting of John's 10 Year Marriage to Kate.
PS.. Not Kate Bashing.. lol
"N.Y. Dad's Encounter With Monster"
An autobiographical accounting of John's 10 Year Marriage to Kate.
PS.. Not Kate Bashing.. lol
..."Sex Tape, Cocaine Rumors Are False?!?" What the hell bro, I worked my kids' ASSES OFF for that sex and cocaine!
"Dude, I coulda swore you could almost see Kate's boob in this one shot..."
"We can still catch New Moon at matinee prices if we cab it."
"Oh no, they canceled Dollhouse..."
Damn, I've slipped off the front page.
I hate looking at the want ads.....Damn those TLC people for firing me.
I should start my own brand of sunglass wear....."Hide the JackAss in You"
I should have married Khloe Kardashian.....That would really get me noticed.
STICK A FORK IN ME...I AM SOOOOOOOOOO DONE!!!
wow
Jon Gosselin as he searches the want ads for anyone selling 15 more minutes of fame.
I sure hope this guy taking my picture got my good angle
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