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GoTopless.Org held a rally to promote a woman's right to toplessness.  It garnered significantly better support and had fewer police shootings than at DickHole.Com's nearby rally for flopping dongs. Read Full Story

Bonhams employee Joanna Bulmer lays out teacups by Clarice Cliff on August 27, 2008 in London, England. The collection of a hundred teacups is thought to be the largest collection by the renowned designer Clarice Cliff to come up for sale and is estimated to fetch 25, 000 GBP at Bonham?s sale of Design 1860 ? 1945 on September 23, 2008. (Photo by Cate Gillon/Getty Images Europe)   Hundreds of collectible tea cups are expected to fetch over $45,000 in an auction next month.  "Wha' wha'!?" blurts Jackie Chan after starting the dish washer in his latest martial arts comedy "Maid Tough." Read Full Story

In various cities around the world, people gathered to attempt to break the world record for, and this is real, most people playing Monopoly at the same time .  The event coordinator told reporters, "Just look at what we've achieved here.  I'm the reason my parents got divorced." Read Full Story

Irish firefighter Gerry Murphy competes in the World's Toughest Firefighter Alive Competition .  The competition itself is competing in The International Best Name for Somethings Ever , where it hopes to beat out heavy favorite Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo and wilcard newcomer Fuckmaster Toothpaste . Read Full Story

Overreaching for a joke, a nearby comedian comments, "Did you hear about this?  18,000 people were officially removed from illegal alien status.  Man, I haven't seen aliens disappear like this since the second weekend of Battlefield Earth's theatrical run!" Read Full Story

With the help of a makeup team, this local babysitter trades places with Michael Jackson for the day.  "This will be the worst prank ever!" he thinks to himself far too late. Read Full Story

Also, award-winning cultural photo used by desperate teen to masturbate. Read Full Story

Westboro Baptist Church member Shirley Phelps Roper demonstrates before the celebration of the life of entertainment icon Isaac Hayes August 18, 2008 in Memphis, Tennessee. Roper traveled to Memphis to specifically protest about a quarter-mile from the Hope Presbyterian Church, chanting "God Killed Bernie Mack and God Killed Isaac Hayes..."  (Photo by Chris Desmond/Getty Images North America) "Excuse me, do y'all give a discount for fetal alcohol syndromes?" More photos: Read Full Story

Presumptive Democratic Presidential candidate U.S. Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) purchases a bag of peaches during a visit to the Greensboro Farmers' Curb Market August 20, 2008 in Greensboro, North Carolina. Obama is expected to announce his Vice Presidential candidate before the start of the Democratic National Convention on August 25th. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images North America) Fat kid wants damn presidential hopeful to get out of the way of the food. More photos: Photos by Getty Read Full Story

Marie-Pier Boudreau Gagnon and Isabelle Rampling of Canada compete in the Synchronised Swimming Duet Free Routine Final at the National Aquatics Centre during Day 12 of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games on August 20, 2008 in Beijing, China. (Photo by Lars Baron/Bongarts) Beneath the surface of the pool, Marie-Pier Boudreau Gagnon suddenly finds herself being torn apart by Hu Jintao's trash compactor monster. Photos by Getty Read Full Story