New 24 Hour Network News Station Announced! (not really)
TNN: Terrorist Network News All Terror/All the Time!
Our Professional Staff
Announcing full coverage of Terrorist Activities that make CNN & FOX look like Babies!
Grisly footage straight from the cameras of Al Jazera and Hezbollah TV!
Get Up Close with This Guy!
Get up close with the Top Terror Makers! Exclusive One on One Interviews!
Bombs will fall 24/7! Tanks will Blow Up Hourly! We wag the dog so you don't have to!
Go ON PATROL with the Suicide Squads! Watch them wire an IUD! Phone Home Infidel!
All Star Line Up of Jihadists Behind Masks!
He Talks About Mom!
We propaganda like never before!
Watch us make fun of Bush & Rumsfield in hilarious cartoons!
We Burn The Pope Weekly!
Running tickers across the top, bottom and sides! Body Counts! Terror Alerts! Screaming Mothers praying to Allah! Children Getting The Latest Training!
Mass Burials! Beheadings! Beheadings! Beheadings!
Gas Attacks! Rocket Attacks! We Kill Puppies!
Tune in/Turn It Up/Blow It Up!
Why Watch The Lame American Version of the War?
We give it to YOU straight from the Prophets Mouth! *
Allah Be Praised!
* (English Pig Dog Subtitles and Over Dubbing for a small extra fee/mo.)
Our Professional StaffAnnouncing full coverage of Terrorist Activities that make CNN & FOX look like Babies!
Grisly footage straight from the cameras of Al Jazera and Hezbollah TV!
Get Up Close with This Guy!Get up close with the Top Terror Makers! Exclusive One on One Interviews!
Bombs will fall 24/7! Tanks will Blow Up Hourly! We wag the dog so you don't have to!
Go ON PATROL with the Suicide Squads! Watch them wire an IUD! Phone Home Infidel!
All Star Line Up of Jihadists Behind Masks!
He Talks About Mom!We propaganda like never before!
Watch us make fun of Bush & Rumsfield in hilarious cartoons!
We Burn The Pope Weekly!
Running tickers across the top, bottom and sides! Body Counts! Terror Alerts! Screaming Mothers praying to Allah! Children Getting The Latest Training!
Mass Burials! Beheadings! Beheadings! Beheadings!
Gas Attacks! Rocket Attacks! We Kill Puppies!
Tune in/Turn It Up/Blow It Up!
Why Watch The Lame American Version of the War?
We give it to YOU straight from the Prophets Mouth! *
Allah Be Praised!
* (English Pig Dog Subtitles and Over Dubbing for a small extra fee/mo.)
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