chuck norris

This week we bring you an exciting event. In lieu of the usual Friday Celebrit y News Roundup, today we bring you... Friday Celebrity News Round-House Kick to the Face! Chuck Norris Style! 1. Chuck Norris would like to announce his candidacy for President of Texas. No, really. He said, " I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may a gain be running for President of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state." What does that even ... Read Full Story

Chuck Norris never won any academy awards, not because he's not acting, but because no one is dumb enough to give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That would be suicide. Chuck Norris doesn't hunt because hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris opened a Facebook account on Myspace. When Chuck Norris was a baby he roundhouse kicked the TeleTubbies - that's why they talk the way they do. You don't wont to play poker against Chuck Norris. Cause even if you have a better hand, Chuck Norris has a better fist. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time ... Read Full Story

Chuck Norris truly is one of America’s great heroes. In honor of his 69th birthday here are a couple of my (MajorXero’s) favorite movies featuring Chuck, followed by some Chuck Norris facts picked by the man himself. So here is my birthday card to you Chuck! Invasion U.S.A. (1985) The Delta Force (1986) Missing in Action (1984) The Octagon (1980) My personal favorite! Chuck’s Top 15 Favorite Facts About Himself (courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information ... Read Full Story

Chuck Norris...unstoppable, untouchable, invincible. The Indianapolis Colts run defense.....not so much. Much has been made over the past few weeks about the Indianapolis Colts' inability to stop the run.  Adding to their problems was the recent release of Ed Johnson, one of the big-bodied run stoppers in the D-Line.  What can the Colts do?  Well, last time I checked, Chuck Norris was not on any NFL team rosters. Imagine the power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick implemented into the Colts defense!  Look at the following image.....now imagine that instead of Persian soldiers Chuck is sending the entire offense of the New England Patriots ... Read Full Story

(Getty Images) ALSO ON ZIMBIO Orly Taitz, Obama Birther, Makes Nazi Comparison While Attacking MSNBC Anchors Noted conservative and martial arts superstar Chuck Norris has joined the chorus of "Birthers" seeking the publication of President Barack Obama 's birth certificate. But unlike those Birthers, Norris says he thinks it's "a bit of a groundless stretch not to believe" he was born in the United States. In a column published on conservative Web site creators.com , Norris argued that he's ready to believe Obama is an American citizen, but his reluctance to reveal his birth certificate adds fuel to the Birther fire, and suggests he ... Read Full Story