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This week we bring you an exciting event. In lieu of the usual Friday Celebrit y News Roundup, today we bring you... Friday Celebrity News Round-House Kick to the Face! Chuck Norris Style! 1. Chuck Norris would like to announce his candidacy for President of Texas. No, really. He said, " I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may a gain be running for President of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues... Read Full Story

Chuck Norris never won any academy awards, not because he's not acting, but because no one is dumb enough to give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That would be suicide. Chuck Norris doesn't hunt because hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris opened a Facebook account on Myspace. When Chuck Norris was a baby he roundhouse kicked the TeleTubbies - that's why they talk the way they do. You don't wont to play poker against Chuck Norris. Cause even if you have a... Read Full Story

Chuck Norris truly is one of America’s great heroes. In honor of his 69th  birthday here are a couple of my (MajorXero’s) favorite movies featuring Chuck, followed by some Chuck Norris facts picked by the man himself. So here is my birthday card to you Chuck! Invasion U.S.A. (1985) The Delta Force (1986) Missing in Action (1984) The Octagon (1980) My personal favorite! Chuck’s Top 15 Favorite Facts About Himself (courtesy of  Chuck Norris Facts) When the... Read Full Story

Chuck Norris...unstoppable, untouchable, invincible. The Indianapolis Colts run defense.....not so much. Much has been made over the past few weeks about the Indianapolis Colts' inability to stop the run.  Adding to their problems was the recent release of Ed Johnson, one of the big-bodied run stoppers in the D-Line.  What can the Colts do?  Well, last time I checked, Chuck Norris was not on any NFL team rosters. Imagine the power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick implemented into the Colts... Read Full Story

(Getty Images) ALSO ON ZIMBIO Orly Taitz, Obama Birther, Makes Nazi Comparison While Attacking MSNBC Anchors Noted conservative and martial arts superstar Chuck Norris has joined the chorus of "Birthers" seeking the publication of President Barack Obama 's birth certificate. But unlike those Birthers, Norris says he thinks it's "a bit of a groundless stretch not to believe" he was born in the United States. In a column published on conservative Web site creators.com , Norris argued that he's... Read Full Story

Well, does he?! It is with glee and hard-ons that BehindtheHype heard Chuck Norris would run for President of Texas , if the state ever decided to secede from the union. If you didn’t hear the news, you can check it out at Glenn Beck’s radio show , where Norris (President Norris - nice ring to it, no?) said he may need to run for president of Texas. There is no telling whether or not Norris was being serious or comical - since he is the only human in the history of the world to display all... Read Full Story

Born on this day in 1940, Chuck Norris, turns 69 years old today! WOW! Known to many as Walker: Texas Ranger , Norris is a cultural and cult icon as an American martial artist, action star and television and film actor who is known for his action roles and for his iconically tough image and roundhouse kick. In late 2005, Norris became the object of an internet phenomenon known as Chuck Norris Facts , which document fictional, often absurdly heroic feats and characteristics about Norris... Read Full Story

World-renowned karate master and Total Gym spokesman, Chuck Norris is suing Penguin publishing. The suit, filed in New York, alleges that Penguin committed trademark infringement , unjust enrichment and violated Mr. Norris’ privacy rights by publishing the book entitled, The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World’s Greatest Human . null Carlos Ray Norris (Chuck’s real name) claims, “The book’s title [will] mislead readers into thinking the facts [are] true.” The lawsuit... Read Full Story

Today is Chuck Norris' birthday. He turns infinity. Fun fact: Chuck Norris was born three months premature, because he had asses to kick. p.s. -- he's 69 (in human years). Some babies are born head first....others feet first...but only one was born beard first. 69 years ago today in Oklahoma a legend was born. Carlos Ray Norris was once a shy, non-athletic boy, who was often tormented by his classmates for his mixed native-American heritage, but he used his lust for revenge to help him... Read Full Story

Chuck Norris would love to become the next president of Texas. I found this CNN story via the Washington Monthly: From CNN's Lauren Kornreich (CNN) – Actor Chuck Norris has his eyes on the presidency, but not the White House. Norris wrote that he would be interested in becoming the president of Texas, if the state were ever to secede from the Union. “I may run for president of Texas,” Norris wrote Monday in a column posted at WorldNetDaily. “That need may be a reality sooner than we think... Read Full Story