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Late Night Jokes
Follow the best jokes from Late Night with Conan O'Brien and the Late Show with David Letterman.
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Will the Regina Lasko and David Letterman marriage last?
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Yes, they seem like a great couple
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Jimmy Fallon will take Conan O'Brien's Late Night post next year...how will he do?
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Here are a few of our favorite Late Night Jokes with Conan O'Brien:
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'
- Conan O'Brien
In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.
- Conan O'Brien
John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career.
- Conan O'Brien
CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'
- Conan O'Brien
During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.
- Conan O'Brien
Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn't eligible for another fifteen years.
- Conan O'Brien
Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.
- Conan O'Brien
Fish recognize a bad leader.
- Conan O'Brien
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
- Conan O'Brien
Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.
- Conan O'Brien
In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.
- Conan O'Brien
In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have.
- Conan O'Brien
Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans.
- Conan O'Brien
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'
- Conan O'Brien
In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.
- Conan O'Brien
John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career.
- Conan O'Brien
CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'
- Conan O'Brien
During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.
- Conan O'Brien
Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn't eligible for another fifteen years.
- Conan O'Brien
Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.
- Conan O'Brien
Fish recognize a bad leader.
- Conan O'Brien
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
- Conan O'Brien
Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.
- Conan O'Brien
In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.
- Conan O'Brien
In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have.
- Conan O'Brien
Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans.
- Conan O'Brien
'Boston's Best' coverboy Conan O'Brien loves it out WestBoston HeraldBy Inside Track The Improper Bostonian's annual “Boston's Best” hits the stands tomorrow with the two faces of coverboy - and Brookline homey - Conan ...and more »
- Video: Conan O'Brien's Twitter Tracker (blogs.riverfronttimes.com)
- Conan O'Brien's Sweet Buick Grand National (news.google.com)
- Palin defenders on her resignation (news.google.com)
Los Angeles TimesBruno Dances Wildly For Conan O'BrienOnTheFlixSacha Baron Cohen aka Bruno made an appearance on the Conan O'Brien show to promote his new “Bruno”movie where he plays a gay, Austrian, supermodel. ...Bruno's X-rated dance for ConanThe SunVIDEO: Bruno Shoves Groin in Conan's FaceJavno.hrBorat to Bruno - Sacha Baron Cohen offends again - Tonight Show ...Examiner.comall 894 news articles »
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- Bruno gives Conan O’Brien a lapdance to remember (buzzpatrol.com)
- Bruno Gives Conan O'Brien a Lap Dance (shoppingblog.com)
- Brüno Blitzes Conan O’Brien (feedproxy.google.com)
The cast and band of the Tony-winning revival of Hair will make their West Coast debut with a performance on "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" July 13. Filming will take place July 13 during the company's day off from performances at the Al ...
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- Andrew Bird announces tour with St. Vincent; Conan O'Brien ... (news.google.com)
- "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" continued to dominate the... (search.live.com)
- Intel Teams Up with Conan O'Brien Again (digg.com)
Who's winning the battle for late-night ratings? Conan O'Brien regained the lead over David Letterman last week, reports USA TODAY's Gary Levin, as NBC's Tonight Show averaged 3.7 million viewers to CBS' Late Show 's 3.5 million. O'Brien also ...
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- Conan’s quest: O’Brien makes ‘Late Night’ debut in new age for ... (search.live.com)
- Conan O'Brien (en.wikipedia.org)
William Shatner wasn't the only one "flipping the bird" on The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien.As reported by The Shatner Project, more video has appeared online at the Shatner Project showcasing Shatner's recent appearance on The Tonight Show With Conan...
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- Conan Gives Middle Finger Back to Shatner (blogs.nypost.com)
“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” is almost as bad as NBC’s following show, “Last Call with Carson Daly.” Maybe it’s just because Fallon has to live up to the high standards set by Conan O’Brien, but for a late-night talk-show host, Fallon ...
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As Conan O'Brien and David Letterman battle it out for crown of King of Late Night, it was the head of the democracy who upset this theoretical monarchy Wednesday.
Part two of the Barack Obama session "Questions for the President: Prescription for America" running on "Nightline" averaged 4.25 million viewers while "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" got 3.66 million viewers and "The Late Show with David Letterman" drew 3.23 million viewers...
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- Television: Conan vs. Letterman (search.live.com)
- Stupid auditions for David Letterman's Late Show (news.google.com)
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June242009From NBC.com/The Tonight Show w/Conan O'BrienBy Huffington Post / AP---Conan O'Brien And 'Tonight' Pay Tribute To Ed McMahon (VIDEO)(AP) LOS ANGELES "Tonight" host Conan O'Brien paid tribute to Ed McMahon as a "truly funny man" whose partnership with Johnny Carson on the late-night show is an indelible part of TV history."It is impossible, I think, for anyone to imagine `The Tonight
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- Conan O'Brien, 'Tonight' Pay Tribute To Ed McMahon (search.live.com)
How do I calculate the size of meatballs?--O'Brien asks. (Credit: 'The Tonight Show' with Conan O'Brien) "How do I calculate the size of meatballs?" That was the title of one of the seminal Intel science projects that late-night comedian Conan O ...
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Bruno made an appearance on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien last night. He also arrived at Grauman's Chinese Theater for the premiere last night in a disco tank . Seems like all the promotion is wearing thin (though I know for some of you it ran thin a long time ago). A portion of the movie in which LaToya Jackson is duped by Bruno was cut for the premiere out of respect for the Jackson family. It's not known whether that scene will be...
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Chicago TribuneAn Appraisal Farrah Fawcett, a Sex Symbol Who Aimed HigherNew York TimesHer career took a detour in 1997 — that was the year of a Playboy spread and her infamous David Letterman interview, but it was also the year she played ...Farrah Fawcett leaves a legacyLos Angeles TimesFarrah Fawcett: 1947 - 2009Washington PostFawcett went from pin-up to pop-culture phenomHouston ChronicleThe Star-Ledger - NJ.com -Houston Chronicle -Houston...
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Here are a few of our favorite Late Night Jokes with David Letterman:
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
- David Letterman
It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.
- David Letterman
It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?
- David Letterman
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
- David Letterman
Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?
- David Letterman
Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard.
- David Letterman
For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.
- David Letterman
Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.
- David Letterman
Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.
- David Letterman
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
- David Letterman
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
- David Letterman
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
- David Letterman
Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.
- David Letterman
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
- David Letterman
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
- David Letterman
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
- David Letterman
It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.
- David Letterman
It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?
- David Letterman
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
- David Letterman
Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?
- David Letterman
Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard.
- David Letterman
For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.
- David Letterman
Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.
- David Letterman
Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.
- David Letterman
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
- David Letterman
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
- David Letterman
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
- David Letterman
Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.
- David Letterman
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
- David Letterman
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
- David Letterman
